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so_sassy

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Aieq.......... Just 4 Fun....

7th Jul 2010 22:10

14 years, 5 months & 20 days ago

Why not?.........Aele

14th May 2010 18:14

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

Sooo bored.......Nightmare ^^

30th Jan 2010 17:49

14 years, 10 months & 25 days ago

'Cause I can.....Cerise.....

30th Jul 2009 03:42

15 years, 4 months & 27 days ago

End of an Era......Elousia.....

6th Jul 2009 17:41

15 years, 5 months & 20 days ago

End of an Era.....Jakotsu.....

6th Jul 2009 17:41

15 years, 5 months & 20 days ago

How to get a CHIBS ^^

28th Feb 2009 23:08

15 years, 9 months & 25 days ago

My Pets AND Pet Trades ^^

19th Dec 2008 21:48

16 years & 5 days ago

...ATTENTION STAFF...

22nd Feb 2008 16:36

16 years, 10 months & 2 days ago

Loving you guys..

17th Aug 2007 01:33

17 years, 4 months & 10 days ago

so_sassy 52 Comments

Why not?.........Aele

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 18:14

too much fun.....Aele has been sent to gaby16....

Hello There! my name is Stella.
Thank you ever so much for the greatest opportunity! Love Aele's name! have Fun with my joke

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Well, there is a big flat with 20 floors and a men that lives in the top floor says that he is going to jump from the flat. He Jumped. After 5 minutes, he came back alive then a women in the same flat asked "didn't you jump from the flat?" the man said "Yes, i jumped from the flat." Then the women said "So how are you still alive?" The men says "I am still alive because I jumped from the ground floor"

Haha! This joke is hilarious

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

15th May 2010 01:30

He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; You have nothing to put in it.
She said: Well, you wear pants, don't you?

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

15th May 2010 01:08

The Genie Lamp^^
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There was once this old man who went to antic shop, he was viewing things when he saw this lamp, he bought it and took it home.
When he got home he removed the dust and suddenly! the lamp started to shake and a genie came out!
The Genie said " for release-ing me, you get 3 wishes , what do you wish for?"
The old man answeared " i was a great car, then suddenly he has keys in his hand so he says " i said i wanted a car, not a key"
Genie answears " look out the window, whats ur secound wish?"
The old man looks out the window and sees the greatest car he has seen, " i wish for lots lots of money " then a huge bad appears, the old man opens it and there is lots lots of money there,for last wish old man says " now that i only have one wish left, and i'm really old i wish to be between womans feets" then he turns into a pad.
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There was one a married couple on the beach, the woman was really really fat, so her husband turned the other way and started play with the sand and he found a lamp and tells his wife he goes for walk, then he takes the sand of it and genie appears and gives him one wish, then he takes out a map and says " I want all children in Afrika to get enought food and water " the genie says he can't make that big of wish , he tells him to pick another " you see my wife over there? i want you to make her thin, thin legs, beautiful hair, pretty face "
The genie answear " maybe we should get back to the map then".
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The Mountain run
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There is thailand ,American & icelandic running up a mountain and they have to throw something out of the bag since the bags are to heavy,
thailandic one says " I'm throwing out rice since i got lots of it in my home country",
american says " I'm throwing out dollars since i got lots of it in my home country"
icelandic says " I'm throwing the thailandic since i got lots of them a home"

I'm sorry they are many, you can read one, but these one are one of my favs^^

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

15th May 2010 00:25

Sarcasm - The lowest form of insult
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I'm so talented,i can talk and annoy you at the same time
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Joke Time
Q : What do you tell a person who is very worried about global warming?
Ans : remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask them to stop it.

<Hope you get it>

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 23:28

A Lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood....
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There are two muffins in an oven geting baked the one muffin says "wow its hot in here" Other Muffin "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN" and kicks the muffin in the shin and runs away!!
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What does a blonde say when she walks into a Bar

OUCH!!

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 22:50

im sorry if your blonde, but here i go xD

there are three girls. a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. ill name them bob, bill, and ben.
they went into a bar, and in the bar, there was a magic mirror. if you said the truth, you would get a wish. so bill(the brunette) walked in and said i think i am the smartest girl in the world. she got sucked into the mirror, because she lied. ben(redhead) went in, and said; i think i am the prettiest girl in the world, and she also got sucked in. xD bob(blonde) went in, and said; i think- then got sucked in xDD

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 22:37

Bob & Bill
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So bob and bill both work at a skyscraper, but everyday they each get the same sandwich. They both made a deal, if they didn???t get a different filling on their sandwhich by the end of the week [it was Monday] they would jump off the top of the skyscraper with no harnesses or anything so they would die.

Monday - same
Tuesday - same
Wednesday - same
Thursday - ready to jump
Friday - they jumped

At bob and bills funeral their wives were talking, bills wife said ???he could of just told me he wanted a different filling!??? *cries*
Bob???s wife said ???I don???t get it bob made his own sandwiches???

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 22:19

I believe that my last words before I die are going to be "Hey dude hold me beer and watch THIS!!!!"

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 21:34

Costumer- can i have a coke
Sales person - is pepsi alright
Costumer- Is monopoly money alright
errrrr
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We pay for an education, not a lecture on how we dress, so apparently my jewelry and uniform effects my education
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Your disturbing my lesson,
Yeah well your disturbing my conversation.
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Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."
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Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
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Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

14 years, 7 months & 13 days ago

14th May 2010 20:58