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  1. Aieq.......... Just 4 Fun....
    7th Jul 2010 22:10
    14 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  2. Why not?.........Aele
    14th May 2010 18:14
    14 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  3. Sooo bored.......Nightmare ^^
    30th Jan 2010 17:49
    14 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. 'Cause I can.....Cerise.....
    30th Jul 2009 03:42
    15 years, 4 months & 27 days ago
  5. End of an Era......Elousia.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  6. End of an Era.....Jakotsu.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  7. How to get a CHIBS ^^
    28th Feb 2009 23:08
    15 years, 9 months & 26 days ago
  8. My Pets AND Pet Trades ^^
    19th Dec 2008 21:48
    16 years & 6 days ago
  9. ...ATTENTION STAFF...
    22nd Feb 2008 16:36
    16 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
  10. Loving you guys..
    17th Aug 2007 01:33
    17 years, 4 months & 11 days ago
Why not?.........Aele
14 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
14th May 2010 18:14

too much fun.....Aele has been sent to gaby16....

Sorry, this is a little long.

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a
highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he grate-
fully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats
this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do
not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that
it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not
able to chew them. "Why do you buy them then?" he asks
puzzled.

Whereupon the old lady answers, 'We just love the chocolate
around them.
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:04
 
Part II:
sailed off the island. The next boy approached the genie and said "I wish I was 100 times smarter." The genie granted his wish and he went off and built a plane to fly away from the island. The next boy approached the genie and said "I wish I was 1,000 times smarter." The genie then turned him into a girl and he walked across the bridge to land.

Haha that was all I could come up with. -K
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:04
 
My friend: omg, i loooovee your i <3 ny t-shirt. where'd you get it from?
me: paris. duh.
My friend: oh really? awesome!

this really happened.
i would love to have Aele :3 /pokes two other chibs
thanks for the opportunity.
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:02
 
Part I:
Okay, my joke is a little sexist. xD
Nothing against guys but...
Anyway, here goes:
A plane crash landed on an island. There were three survivors, all male. They found a lamp so they rubbed it and *surprise, surprise* out pops a genie. He said "I will grant each of you one wish." The first boy said "I wish I was 10 times smarter." So the genie granted him his wish and he went off and...
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:01
 
Where does the one legged waitress work?

At Ihop!

Incase you didn't know of Ihop, it's a name of a famous restaurant
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:01
 
Joke =]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead!! lol

or

how does lady gaga like her meat? raw raw =P
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:01
 
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,"I will grant you three wishes."
The man's first wish was to get out of the pit **POOF**
He was instantly transported out. He then wished for all the gold in the world. **POOF**
The genie gave him all the gold nuggets in the world, all the gold bars, all the gold pebbles, etc.
The man could not think of a third wish, so he went for a ride in his Ferrari. He turned on the radio, and after a few minutes, his favorite song came on.
He decided to sing along...

"Oh how I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner..."

:]
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 19:00
 
Ok, so the bones of the arm are having a conversation. Says the Ulna to the Radius: "Say, isn't that fellow up there a funny guy?" "Why do you say that?," Says the Radius. "Because he's HUMERUS!"

Aha, a little arm humor there.
;P
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:57
 
Blonde: Do you know what idk means?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG NO ONE KNOWS!

Wanna hear a dirty joke
A boy fell in the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke?
They boy took a bath with bubbles, bubbles was the girl next door

I REALLY HOPE YOUR NOT BLONDE
So a blonde, brunnette, and a red head had all been sent to heaven but when god told them not to step on the green clouds because someone ugly will have to be you partner for the rest of eternity the brunette was dumb so she stepped on a green cloud and a very ugly pimiply faced nerd appeared and she said oh man i got an ugly one! They red head was dumber so she stepped in a cloud and said Oh man i got a ugly one!! And the blonde was he dumbest of them all so she stepped on one and a extremely hot guy appeared and the guy said oh man i got an ugly one!!

Practice makes perfect but nobody can be perfect so why practice?
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:56
 
  1. Aieq.......... Just 4 Fun....
    7th Jul 2010 22:10
    14 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  2. Why not?.........Aele
    14th May 2010 18:14
    14 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  3. Sooo bored.......Nightmare ^^
    30th Jan 2010 17:49
    14 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. 'Cause I can.....Cerise.....
    30th Jul 2009 03:42
    15 years, 4 months & 27 days ago
  5. End of an Era......Elousia.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  6. End of an Era.....Jakotsu.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  7. How to get a CHIBS ^^
    28th Feb 2009 23:08
    15 years, 9 months & 26 days ago
  8. My Pets AND Pet Trades ^^
    19th Dec 2008 21:48
    16 years & 6 days ago
  9. ...ATTENTION STAFF...
    22nd Feb 2008 16:36
    16 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
  10. Loving you guys..
    17th Aug 2007 01:33
    17 years, 4 months & 11 days ago