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  1. Aieq.......... Just 4 Fun....
    7th Jul 2010 22:10
    14 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  2. Why not?.........Aele
    14th May 2010 18:14
    14 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  3. Sooo bored.......Nightmare ^^
    30th Jan 2010 17:49
    14 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. 'Cause I can.....Cerise.....
    30th Jul 2009 03:42
    15 years, 4 months & 27 days ago
  5. End of an Era......Elousia.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  6. End of an Era.....Jakotsu.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  7. How to get a CHIBS ^^
    28th Feb 2009 23:08
    15 years, 9 months & 26 days ago
  8. My Pets AND Pet Trades ^^
    19th Dec 2008 21:48
    16 years & 6 days ago
  9. ...ATTENTION STAFF...
    22nd Feb 2008 16:36
    16 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
  10. Loving you guys..
    17th Aug 2007 01:33
    17 years, 4 months & 11 days ago
Why not?.........Aele
14 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
14th May 2010 18:14

too much fun.....Aele has been sent to gaby16....

Worst pick-up line ever;

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:54
 
well i might as well give this a go

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. He chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spent eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter. He chains her to another, even uglier man. The third woman is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. He chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks: "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to YOU for all of eternity?" To which the stunner replies: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

i know its a long joke, but i hope you pick me cause Aele is awesome!
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:52
 
My dream pet is a chibs so heres my joke. Hope it makes you laugh & I have nothing against blondes.


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:52
 
I hope you don't take this offensively, i don't mean it that way.


Your mama so mean, she grounded you so hard, coffee looked at you and said " Dam^"


and

You rmama so stupid, she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids and yelled, "Stop that twinkie!"

lol i hope you consider me! i really love Aele.
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:50
 
Okay, so this might really fail because I haven't heard the joke in a long time, but I'm gonna take my best shot at remembering it xD

Okay, so a guy is walking down the street with a monkey following him. He passes a guy who says to him, "Why do you have a monkey?"
The guy replies, "The city wanted to reward me so they gave me this monkey. I don't know what to do with him."
The other man replies, "Why don't you just take him to the zoo?"
The guy says, "That's a great idea! Thanks!"

So, they part and the next day they walk into each other again and the guy still has the monkey.
"I thought you were taking him to the zoo!" the man says.
The guy replies, "I did take him to the zoo. I took him to the zoo and then we went to the movies."

Yeah, okay, sorry that's such a bad joke xD
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:49
 
Three blonde girls went to a root beer place,and they didnt have any money so they stole some.they hid in sacks of food that was sold there the first one was quiet the second one was quiet but hte third who was in a potato sack went "Potato"
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:46
 
i hope you aren't blonde, but if you are, don't take this offensively. it's only directed at certain kinds of blondes.

two blonde girls are out shopping and when they get back to the car, they realise they've locked the keys in. So they pull and push the door, the completely freak out. One looks up to the sky and sees a storm on it's way. She says to the other "Quick, we have to get those keys! I've left the roof down!"


i hope you got that.

aele's lovely, thanks for this opportunity.
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:37
 
Sorry if you are a blonde:

Blonde: Do you know what idk means?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG NO ONE KNOWS!


hehehe I love Aele :3
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:36
 
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep

@Copyright ~ My Blog. x]]
Hope you enjoyed it. ;D
114 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 14th May 2010 18:34
 
  1. Aieq.......... Just 4 Fun....
    7th Jul 2010 22:10
    14 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  2. Why not?.........Aele
    14th May 2010 18:14
    14 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  3. Sooo bored.......Nightmare ^^
    30th Jan 2010 17:49
    14 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. 'Cause I can.....Cerise.....
    30th Jul 2009 03:42
    15 years, 4 months & 27 days ago
  5. End of an Era......Elousia.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  6. End of an Era.....Jakotsu.....
    6th Jul 2009 17:41
    15 years, 5 months & 21 days ago
  7. How to get a CHIBS ^^
    28th Feb 2009 23:08
    15 years, 9 months & 26 days ago
  8. My Pets AND Pet Trades ^^
    19th Dec 2008 21:48
    16 years & 6 days ago
  9. ...ATTENTION STAFF...
    22nd Feb 2008 16:36
    16 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
  10. Loving you guys..
    17th Aug 2007 01:33
    17 years, 4 months & 11 days ago