BEGGAR PUNISHMENTS

Here are some delightful punishments for beggars:

Boiled in oil till the flesh falls off their bones

Hanging

Tarring and feathering, then setting them alight

Cutting out their tongues

Doing a Dracula and shoving them, alive, onto the end of a pole

Tie them to four horses, them let them each run in a different direction. Scatter the bones and eat the heart. Bury the skull in a shallow grave and run said horses over it a few times. Oh, and keep a leg-bone to use as a salt-shaker.

Cut out their organs and eat them in front of them, while they're still alive.

Tie them to a bunch of fireworks and set them off.

Burn them on November the Fifth instead of a guy.

Send them into orbit and watch while their heads explode.

How about, set them alight. Put them out, Set them alight. put them out. The ultimate in REUSABLE torture.

Stretch them on a rack then use their body as a wobble-board.

Brick them into a room and never let them out. (NB, this only works if you feed them)

Bury them alive.

Cut their limbs off and roast them then force feed to the victim.

Give them directions to the nearest cannibal colony.

Feed them to Alligators...

You don't want these to happen to YOU, do you??? SO DON' BEG!!! I REPEAT, DON'T BEG!!! I'LL EVEN PUT IT WITHOUT THE CONTRACTIONS!!!!! DO NOT BEG!!!!!!!

*Courtesy of CasanovaBlack*