Riddles


What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?


What do lazy dogs do for fun?


What do sea monsters eat?


When does a boat show affection?


What kind of cheese is made backwards?


What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?


What city has no people?


Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?

Why was the baby ant confused?


Why did the banana go to the doctor?


What month has 28 days?


What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?


What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?


What gets wetter the more it dries?


What building has the most stories?


What flowers do you always wear?


What can make an octopus laugh?


If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?


What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?


What is in the middle of Paris?


If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?


What grows down when it grows up?


What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?


How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?


What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?


What do moths study in school?


What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?


What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?


What goes up but never goes down?


What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?


What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say
when she opened her cupboard?


Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?


Why do sharks only swim in salt water?


Why do chickens lay eggs?


When can you put pickles in a door?


Why is six afraid of seven?


What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?


Why do lions eat raw meat?


Why don't African animals play games?


What do you call a song about a car?


Why did the cookie go to the doctor?


How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?


What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?


What's black and white and red all over?


What is the largest ant in the world?


What is the largest living ant in the world?


How much is a skunk worth?


What kind of monkey can fly?


Why did the cake like to play baseball?


What goes hahaha, plop?


Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?


Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?


What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?


Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?


What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?
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