I have never...

I have never: (x means I have never) (This is gonna be funny)
(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Crashed a friend's car
(x) Stolen a car
( ) Been in love
(x) Been dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been laid off/fired/dormant company
(x) Quit your job
(x) Been in a fist fight
(x) Snuck out of your parent's house
( ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) Been arrested
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Been married
( ) Lied to a friend
( ) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
( ) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington, DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
( ) Felt like dying
( ) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Made out with someone of the same sex
( ) Sang karaoke
(x) Been divorced
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
( ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) Been kissed under mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
( ) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
( ) Ice-skating
(x) made out with the opposite sex

Bought the 1st gen Nexus 7 tablet on a whim...

Why did I even do that.
Ugh.