random sentences

what month were you born in

january: i licked
february: i tripped over
march: i deserve
april: i kicked
may: i want
june: i ate
july: i kissed
august: i invented
september: i killed
october: i sang to
november: i ran over
december: i stroked

the day you were born on

1: a banana
2: an ipod
3: a random hobo
4:dog poo
5:a cat
6:my best friend
7:my mum
8:my grandma
9:my grandad
10:my best friends boyfriend
11:my brother
12:my sister
13:my mobile phone
14:a puddle
15:a blade of grass
16:my x box
17:my unluky charm
18:a rainbow
19:my favourite marapet
20:a stuffed toy
21:a mental person
22:my boyfriend slash girlfriend
23:my favourite popstar
24:an angry leprachaun
25:a swimming pool
26:a shrinking potion
27:a ninja
28:a penguin
29:a mini me
30:my bestfriends younger sibling
31:my friends house

whats your favourite colour

blue: because im mental and i need serious help
red:because im the best friend in the world
pink:because i bullied my teacher into giving me no homework
yellow: because i feel really guilty
purple: because i think im starting to dislike chocolate!!!!
green:because im jealous of my mum
white: because i am in a mental home
orange: because michal jackson died
black:because i lost my phone

put them altogether and you have your random sentences please post them here

excuses for if ur late 4 schl of frgot ur homework

1ST if your late for school

we are all late at times and these are excuses that will keep you out of trouble


what you say,

i would love to tell you why but the engligh government have sworn me to secrecy and if i do tell you we will both be killed in the name of the law

or,

i went into the future and saw that i got straight a's went to university and passed all my a levels got a job as a vet half tiime and half time an archoligist i then became an artist aswell and still kept on all my work i married a rich man and with a combined effort we became gazillionairs we drive a fancy car and live in a mansion then i retire as the most famous person in all galaxies so as i am an over achiever i decided i could be late for school today

or,

i came to school but then i realized i was still in my pjs so i had to go back hhome to changed so i came back but my teacher was missing so i found her in school just now so it was just that i was early i am sorry for the missunderstanding


i hope they help you the last one was on a bad day tell the teacher that if she asks you and that excuse is very beliveable on friday the 13th

if you forgot your homw work

oh come on dont give me stick weve all done it forgot accidently of on purpose our home work that is a fact of life so here are a few excuses for if you do and need them


you should say,

my brother ate it (more beliveable than my dog ate it)

or,

i got into a fight with an angry buffallo and the buffallo pushed me into a muddy puddle while i was holding my homework so its a muddy mess

that will get her and good luck on using them if you do have a nice life from lola