random sentences

what month were you born in

january: i licked
february: i tripped over
march: i deserve
april: i kicked
may: i want
june: i ate
july: i kissed
august: i invented
september: i killed
october: i sang to
november: i ran over
december: i stroked

the day you were born on

1: a banana
2: an ipod
3: a random hobo
4:dog poo
5:a cat
6:my best friend
7:my mum
8:my grandma
9:my grandad
10:my best friends boyfriend
11:my brother
12:my sister
13:my mobile phone
14:a puddle
15:a blade of grass
16:my x box
17:my unluky charm
18:a rainbow
19:my favourite marapet
20:a stuffed toy
21:a mental person
22:my boyfriend slash girlfriend
23:my favourite popstar
24:an angry leprachaun
25:a swimming pool
26:a shrinking potion
27:a ninja
28:a penguin
29:a mini me
30:my bestfriends younger sibling
31:my friends house

whats your favourite colour

blue: because im mental and i need serious help
red:because im the best friend in the world
pink:because i bullied my teacher into giving me no homework
yellow: because i feel really guilty
purple: because i think im starting to dislike chocolate!!!!
green:because im jealous of my mum
white: because i am in a mental home
orange: because michal jackson died
black:because i lost my phone

put them altogether and you have your random sentences please post them here