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lollypopsweety
  1. hahahahahaha its funny
    29th Sep 2009 03:13
    15 years, 2 months & 28 days ago
  2. funny ultimate truths
    27th Sep 2009 04:19
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  3. chipmunks
    27th Sep 2009 03:43
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  4. i dont deserve this
    22nd Sep 2009 01:08
    15 years, 3 months & 6 days ago
  5. i love u
    18th Sep 2009 10:41
    15 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
hahahahahaha its funny
15 years, 2 months & 28 days ago
29th Sep 2009 03:13

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on...

funny ultimate truths
15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
27th Sep 2009 04:19

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??????.. is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn???t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk..
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don???t need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich???.. which never works.
If at first you don???t succeed???. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ???- Murphy???s golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?????? the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
If you have paper, you don???t have a pen??????. If you have a pen, you don???t have paper?????? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students???-
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
All Govt buses are crowded.
Corollary??? ??? The Govt buses in opposite direction always go empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

chipmunks
15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
27th Sep 2009 03:43

check these out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0JTBlwJLP0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BELUwJomn5k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Ia9-JB75I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ7_i1OkbHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27BukZfP3w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc-4m7Q9ng0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGdlXeE57gk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdNkl3BhP3M

i dont deserve this
15 years, 3 months & 6 days ago
22nd Sep 2009 01:08

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,


He told his friends that it was cool,


And when he pulled the trigger back,


It shot with a great crack.


Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,


I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!


But Mommy, when I went school that day,


I never said good-bye,


I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.


When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,


And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.


Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,


And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.


And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,


And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,


And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;


Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.


Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,


And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.


Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,


Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.


And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,


I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.


Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,


But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.


Mommy I ran as fast as I could,


When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,


I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,


I guess I'm not ! ! going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.


I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,


I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.


But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,


Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.


I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,


And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."


****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****




Please if you would,


Pass this around,


I'd be happy if you could,


Don't smash this on the ground.


If you pass this on,


Maybe people will cry,


Just keep this in your heart,


For the people who didn't get to say "Good-byecry.gifcry.gifcry.gifcry.gif

i love u
15 years, 3 months & 9 days ago
18th Sep 2009 10:41


Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
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  1. hahahahahaha its funny
    29th Sep 2009 03:13
    15 years, 2 months & 28 days ago
  2. funny ultimate truths
    27th Sep 2009 04:19
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  3. chipmunks
    27th Sep 2009 03:43
    15 years, 3 months & 1 day ago
  4. i dont deserve this
    22nd Sep 2009 01:08
    15 years, 3 months & 6 days ago
  5. i love u
    18th Sep 2009 10:41
    15 years, 3 months & 9 days ago