-my quotes-

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has NEVER tried taking candy from a baby.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

I ounce prayed for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so i stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Parent spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing a garage makes you a car.

A computer ounce beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-beich

I'm tirred of all this nonsence about being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas.

Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a mortallity technician.

Dictionary:the only place marriage comes before sex anymore.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife,"How do you expect me to remember you birthday when you never look any older?"

I used to wonder what was so holy about a silent night, now I have a child.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Sinner are repent, but stupid is forever.

The early bird gets the worm, but the sexong mouse gets the chess.

Amateurs built the ark. Proffessionals built the titanic.

my left 4 dead RP

pretty much the whole story line of left 4 dead, i posted it as a RP for when i was into it, sso it may have some silly things

The zombie apocolipse, just 2 weeks after the first infection the city's, the woods, and even the whole world has fallen into a zombie apocolapse. Only 4 survive with a strange immune system in them, and their only hope is a helicopter that hovers the city. Their goal-mercy hospital, where the helicopter has placed a radio to contact them. Louis, francis, bill, and zoey will fight their way there, going form a regular hospital, through the streets, the subway, and the sewers until they reach it. Battleing through endless waves of the infected horde, screaming hunters, pukeing boomers, tongue twisting smokers, moaning witches, and heavy dutied invincible tanks.

choose one of the few characters, if you want to be a human

francis-[0cky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order???if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.
http://www.giantbomb.com/francis/94-702/concept_character_francis/51-176947/?offset=0

louis-Louis had been working up the courage to quit his job as Junior Systems Analyst at his company's IT department when a virus showed up and downsized the world. Now Louis has a new set of goals (live long enough to succeed) and a new set of tools (guns, sharp objects) to help him achieve them. With any luck, he'll figure out how the new management operates before they get a chance to murder him.
http://www.giantbomb.com/louis/94-718/concept_character_louis/51-816163/
bill-It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected undead has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight.
http://www.giantbomb.com/bill/94-711/concept_character_bill/51-176939/

zoey-Zoey is a college student, a horror movie aficionado and the daughter of a very wealthy family.
http://www.giantbomb.com/zoey/94-672/zoey_hanging/51-179108/?offset=0


become the infected

hutner-your a fast, leaping, screaming, clawing monster whos also only desire is to kill the survivors. You will be jumping from rooftop to rooftop screaming as the survivors panic.
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/left4dead411/screenshots/hunter-close.jpg

Smoker-Your a disguisting green smoke spewing monster whos quite tall, and 'fashionabley' wearing a tux. Your best idea was to grow a 100ft tongue that you could shoot out of your mouth to whip around survivors, and pull them in just to claw them to death.
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280/left4dead411/smoker1t.jpg

Boomer-A fat, disguisting spewing monster whos best idea was to just throwup on survivors. Although there's just one catch to it-the horde love your insides! Just shooting at one of these things makes them blow up, although watch out-because shooting them up close will cause you not to be just blind with disguisting green stomach insides, and to be overrun by zombies. Try wacking them first, then shoot them, althoug hwatch out, cause it sure as will spew on you!.
http://www.shacknews.com/images/generated/46b25fea98b56_featured_without_text_left4dead.jpg

Tank-Probably the msot devastating, terryfying, strongest, msot invincible creature of them all. No one knows how they were formed, where they came from, or who they are, but they sure as heck will throw giant pieces of concreat at you, and wack you jsut ounce to send you flying away.
http://gamesrevue.com/tank.jpg

witch-Ah what would this infected world be like without a sad infected girl who hates the world and all who disturb her? Don't judge her by her looks though, this banshee may mourns her cry of the world, although if you so as shoot her, shine a light on her, or just touch her, this evil thing will light up, pull out her claws, and kill you in just one simple slice.
http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/t_image_36259.jpg

You start out on a rooftop, smgs, health packs, and shotguns ready for you. Take your pick- pleasures.......erm......someone?...