Wise Words & Thoughts

1.Leaves of 3 leave them be, unless you???re like me and immune to poison ivy.

2.A clean nose has fingerprints.

3.Remember, when you are pointing at someone else. You have 3 fingers pointing right back at you.

4.There are times when I think the warning labels should be removed and allow the idiots to weed themselves out. (J/K)

5.Sometimes I say inappropriate things to the wrong people. I started telling a friend???s mom about Eunuch???s once, facts really. She loved me, he was in shock.

6.I was taught that if you don???t have anything nice to say, don???t say anything at all.

7.There is no such thing as an Honest Politician.

8.A ???Slug Bug??? is the OLD VW Beetles. If it was made in 1998 or newer it is a Beetlebug. Not valid and if you slug me for one I will PUMMEL you. *Grin* Also it makes the game more of a challenge, ergo more FUN! HA!

9.I cannot stand Cruelty to animals or the Helpless (child or adult). I???m the type who steps in.

10.Don???t throw bricks in glass houses.

11.If you???re planning on taking a bath with your cat, make sure his claws are facing out and his legs restrained. It???s not nice to bathe with sharp objects.

12.You are guaranteed nothing in this life but a death. We are born, therefore we must die. When and where are uncertain.