Blonde Moments

11 out of 38...I have a feeling I'm not as dumb as I should be... (I am blonde)

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[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[ ] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.
total so far=12

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire(multiple times)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total so far=6

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=5

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=4

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=6
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