Inuyasha attend basetball lessons, a story I wrote

INUYASHA ATTENDS BASKETBALL LESSONS!!!
Kagome was wondering what Inuyasha could do in his spare time when he wasn???t battling demons in feudal Japan for at least one shard of the sacred Shikon Jewel. He was athletic, tall, and VERY strong, even on the night of the new moon, in which he turned human.
Suddenly, Kagome knew what to do.
???Inuyasha, how often do have spare time on your hands????
???Well, I spend an hour bullying ??? I mean being nice to Shippo, and I fight demons after a nice lunch of those noodles of yours, and at ten thirty, when Shippo is asleep, I teach Miroku on how not to be a ??? ???
???You???re not answering my question!???
???I???d say most of my day is mainly time I do nothing much,???
???Cool, it???ll work out then,???
???What? I need to work out,???
???No baka, I signed you up for something fun modern humans do all the time,???
???Eat things that burn your tongue?!???
???Yes and no, that???s not what I signed you up for,???
???It better make me look good,???
???It will! In fact, the tryouts begin in five minutes. Come down the well with me,???
???I hope it doesn???t involve burning things,???
???It???s not even near that Inuyasha, so before you criticize, try it out and see if you like it. Try not to be ignorant,???

At the basketball court???
???What is this?!??? Inuyasha yelled exasperatedly.
???Your basketball uniform,???
???I see a stick and a fat dude,???
???No baka, it???s the number ten! Didn???t you learn that in school????
???Schools in modern Japan teach you about sticks and fat dudes????
???Inuyasha!??? the coach yelled.
???It???s your turn Inuyasha; now show them your strengths!???
???WINDSCAR!!!???
???Not those strengths Inuyasha??????

When Inuyasha repaired the gym???
???Inuyasha! Congrats, you made the team!???
???I???m happy, I think. Am I????
???You should. Oh look there???s Hojo!???
???Hi Kagome, it???s nice to see you today,???
???Grrr.... Wind ??????
???SIT!!! You wanna repair the gym again????
???Heck no,???
???Then behave Inuyasha!???
???Fine!???
Hojo began looking a bit perplexed and scared with all the commotion.
???Uh, Kagome???? Hojo asked.
???Yeah????
???Wanna go to a movie? Anti Dog Demons is out,???
Inuyasha growled.
???What???s wrong???? Hojo asked.
???Oh nothing, he???s just being stubborn,???
???So wanna do it????
???Um, when????
???Saturday, at around six,???
???I???ll be there ??? if he doesn???t prohibit me to go,???
Inuyasha growled.
???Yes I will!???
???SIT! SIT BOY!??? Kagome screamed.
???Uh, Kagome, have you gone totally insane???? Eri said.
???Eri, where did you show up from???? Kagome asked.
???I was watching the try-outs. That dude in the red seems like a psycho; and he doesn???t dress like a normal person,???
???He???s not that bad once you get to know him,???
???In love,??? Eri muttered under her breath.
Inuyasha frowned and growled again.

When they left the gym???
???Inuyasha, wanna snack????
???Yes, I???m really starving!???
???Here have one of these honey ???n??? nut granola bars,???
Kagome handed him a bar. Inuyasha bit into it in disgust.
???It???s so slippery and doesn???t really taste like anything,???
???Take the wrapper off, and then you eat it!??? Kagome said.
???Oh, I knew that,???

Hope you liked it! That's all I've got so far!