We all love Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats!

Is your pooch fed up of plain old bone shaped biscuits? Is Rover longing for a tasty treat? Then why not try Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats. Yes, it's a delicious dog biscuit in the shape of a pen lid packed with e numbers to make Fido last all day long! Also here at Dog Chew Inc we have made the Pen Shaped Doggie Treat, a perfect accompyment to a Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treat. The Pen and Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treat come in 5 mouth watering flavours:
Suculent Pencil Shavings
Lip Licking Loo Roll
Juicy Jumper Sleves
Crunchy Cat Hair
And our favourite...Amazing Anticeptic Aftershave!
These treats are NOT for the faint hearted. Side effects of eated Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats include:
Major/minor itching.
Unnatural hair growth
Pinky green toenail boils
And a suddern urge to speak Japaneese.
Yes. We all do love those Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats. Lets call them PLSDT for short. Here aren some advantages of feeding these treats to your mutt:
E numbers prevent Spot from getting sleepy.
Only 15 out of 20 taste testers died or felt majour itching.
And mainly they're bright green!
You cannot buy Pen Lid or Pen Shaped Doggie Treats anywere online or in stores. If you find/make any and you die it's not my fault. Enjoy.