..*..~ Random sayings ~..*..

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~* You make fun of me for being quiet. But then I laugh at you for getting in trouble, for being to loud.

~* Eat to live. Don't live to eat.

~* Everything must come to an end.

~* Don't judge a book by its cover.

~* Life is to important to take seriously.

~* If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

~* If you don't care where you are then you aren't lost.

~* If you understand what your doing then you aren't learning anything.

~* The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.

~* I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.

~* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

~* You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

~* Great minds run in great circles.

~* If it happens, it must be possible.

~* The only really decent thing to to do behind a persons beck is pat it.

~* Lottery: A tax on people who were bad at math.

~* So I did the only thing you can do when you are trappend in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall.

~* Just because I'm doing something different doesn't mean I'm doing it wrong.

~* What goes up must come down. (MaraGirl28561)

~* You laugh because I am differant. I laugh because you are all the same. So don't judge me if you can't judge yourself. (XxEmOxXGuRlxX)

~* Don't hate me because of what other people say. Don't hate me for your reasons. Only hate me for my reasons..... And I have no reasons.

~* It's smart to know what the future holds, but it's wise to know what the past held.

~* Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be in pain. But you can't have a rainbow without any rain. (luckyme8264)

~* Hug harder, laugh louder, smile bigger, and love longer. (luckyme8264)

~* Learn from yesterday, live for today, and hope for tomorrow. (luckyme8264)

~* Never regret anything that once made you smile. (luckyme8264)

~* Live your life crazy and love every second of it. (luckyme8264)

~* Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live. (luckyme8264)

~* Friends are like stars. They light up your darkest moments. (luckyme8264)

~* I don't belive in popularity. I belive in stupid people who think they're better then the rest of us.

~* The four most important words in any marrige.... "I'll do the dishes".

~* An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

~* I can resist everything except temptation.

~* Cheese..... milks leap toward immortality.

~* The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

~* Few woman admit their age, few men act their age.

~* Constant change is here to stay.

~* I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head payed rent.

~* In theory, everything works.

~* Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angrey, they're a mile away and barefoot.

~* Children really light up a household - they never turn the lights off.

~* A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

~* Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

~* How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?

~* When life hands you lemons, through them back and demand apples (hounddog2007)

~* People ae like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose in life, but they always put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.