A Word to the Wise
17 years, 7 months & 3 days ago
26th May 2007 16:25 ~Sometimes, you can have all the riches in the world and never be happy.
~No one cares means no one stares.
~An island of hope lost in a sea of sameness.
~Being misunderstood can ruin a perfect relationship among friends, even when you did nothing but try to help.
~Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
~A rolling stone gathers no moss.
~Don't judge a book by its cover.
~Jumping to conclusions will result in you becoming the villian.
~If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
~Frowning uses 47 muscles. Smiling uses only 16.
~The grass really isn't greener on the other side.
~Be nice to your pals. Some of them may become the president/king/queen!
~Travel the road less traveled.
~Try new foods.
~If someone starts insulting you/gets mad at you, whack them with a pillow and hide behind the couch.
17 years, 7 months & 10 days ago
19th May 2007 14:42 Hey.
You.
Yeah you! Duh!
LOOK INTO MY EYES.
YOU'RE GETTING SLEEE-PYYY.
VE-RY
SLEEEEPYYY.
WHEN I SAY "Shriveled-up monkeyhead,"
I WANT YOU TO SEND ME A...
....
A MARAPOP.
YOU WILL COME OUT OF THIS TRANCE WHEN I SAY "Zombie roadkill."
ZOMBIE ROADKILL!
Okay.
Now.....SHRIVELED UP MONKEYHEAD!!!