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  1. Female comebacks
    7th Aug 2008 21:33
    16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
  2. Girl or Boy
    5th Aug 2008 18:35
    16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
  3. emotional test don't cheat!!
    10th Jul 2008 12:11
    16 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
  4. So Sad
    3rd Jul 2008 11:41
    16 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
  5. Will your wish come true? Take this quiz to see!
    26th Jun 2008 08:37
    16 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
Female comebacks
16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
7th Aug 2008 21:33

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

Girl or Boy
16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
5th Aug 2008 18:35

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[] you love jeans
[] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt
[] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[] you own an XBOX
[] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[] you go to your dad for advice
[] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[] you used to/do collect football collector cards
[x] baggy sweatpants are sweet
[x] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[] sports are fun
[] you talk with food in your mouth
[] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you hate claires the store
total:11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[] you love to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[] you wear the color pink
[] you go to your mom for advice
[] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing the color black
[] you like going to the mall
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[] you like wearing jewelry
[] you cried watching The Notebook
[] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you dont like the movie Star Wars
[] you are/were in gymnastics
[] it takes you around one hour to shower get dressed and make up
[] you smile alot more than you should
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[] you care about what you look like
[] you like wearing dresses when you can
[] you wear body spray/perfume
[] you like high heel shoes
[] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[] you like putting makeup on others
[] you like being the star of almost everything
[] pink is one of your favorite colors
total:2

lol xD


() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
() Crashed a friend's car
() Stolen a car
() Been in love
() Been dumped
() Shoplifted
() Been laid off/fired /dormant company
() Quit your job
() Been in a fist fight
() Snuck out of your parent's house
() Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Been married
(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
() Been to Mexico
() Been on a plane
() Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington, DC
() Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying
() Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x)Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke
() Been divorced
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(X)Gone roller skating
() Ice skating
total:10

emotional test don't cheat!!
16 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
10th Jul 2008 12:11

Emotional test. Don't Cheat!

Copy, Paste, Don???t look at
the bottom
before you do the thing or it won???t
work!
This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is better red,
black,green,blue or yellow?
black


2. What???s your middle initial?
n

3. What month is your birthday?
august

4. Which color do you like more, black
or white?
Black


5. name one of your friends?
Mariah

6. Your favorite number?
25

7. Do you like flying or driving more?
driving


8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
ocean


9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it
>>WISHING<<





???Answers???

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is
full of love.

Black: You are conservative and
aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.

Yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. If you???re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to
blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally

April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great,
and eventually you will find your soul
mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take you on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at times but will be the best thing
for you, and you will be glad for the
change.

White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person is your best friend:

6. If it is:

1-50 you are a very lovable person and
you have a great life*

more than 50 is nothing

7. If you chose:

Flying - You like adventure.

Driving - You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake - You are loyal to your friends,
your lover, and yourself. You are very
reserved and not emotional.

Ocean - You are spontaneous and like
to please people sometimes.

9. This wish will come true only if
you repost this with the title:
Emotional test. Dont Cheat!

So Sad
16 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
3rd Jul 2008 11:41

My name is Becky
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor

My name is Becky
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.



There are thousands of kids out there just like Becky.
And you can help.


Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this story. And because you are effected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society, and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die, but also pray for the safety of our youth.

Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might
sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know.
Please put this on your site if you are *~*~*AGAINST CHILD ABUSE *~*~* a little poem

Originally posted by: brightlightstar


Here's another one that touched me even more deeply...

Her name was Auroura,
She was only five:
This is what happened
When she was alive.
Her dad was a drunk,
Her mom was an addict.
Her parents kept her
Locked up in an attic.
Her only friend was
A little toy bear.
It was old and worn out,
And had patches of hair.
She always talked to it
When no one was around.
She lays there and hugs it,
Not a peep of sound-
Until her parents unlock the door.
Some more and more pain.
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg,
A scar on her face.
Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries;
She loves her parents,
But they want her to die.
She sits in the corner,
Quiet but thinking, God, why?
Why is my life always sinking?
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid.
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.
Then one night,
Her mom came home high.
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by.
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade.
It was sharp and pointy,
One that she made.
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest:
"You deserve to die,
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out,
Leaving the girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.
Police showed up
At the small sad house.
They quickly barged in...
Everything was quiet as a mouse.
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor.
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm.
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Will your wish come true? Take this quiz to see!
16 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
26th Jun 2008 08:37



Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on ur site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your
wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite !!!!

  1. Female comebacks
    7th Aug 2008 21:33
    16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
  2. Girl or Boy
    5th Aug 2008 18:35
    16 years, 3 months & 13 days ago
  3. emotional test don't cheat!!
    10th Jul 2008 12:11
    16 years, 4 months & 12 days ago
  4. So Sad
    3rd Jul 2008 11:41
    16 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
  5. Will your wish come true? Take this quiz to see!
    26th Jun 2008 08:37
    16 years, 4 months & 26 days ago