50 ways to annoy people...

1. Sing the Batman song repeatedly
2. Name your dog, "Dog"
3. Dance in an elevator when it's playing boring music
4. When your ordering in a Drive Thru, say that your food is "to go"
5. Speak only in a "Robot voice"
6. Squeeze all flat Lego pieces together tightly
7. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles
8.when working at Walmart or other store, follow a costumer around, spraying Lysol to what ever they touch
9.make loud beeping noises when a large man in a truck is backing up
10. Stare into someone's eyes when there talking to someone next to you
11. Dance behind someone, making the person there talking too stare at you.
12.holler random numbers when someone is counting
13.honk and wave at strangers all day
14.set alarms at random times
15. Hide top brand dairy products in the back of the refrigerator so no one can reach.
16. Write a surprise ending of the novel in the first page
17. Change channels at the last five minutes of a show
18. Wear pink for the whole week
19. Leave sticky notes saying," your hot" at your brothers house everyday
20. only type in lower case
21. ONLY TYPE IN UPPER CASE
22. Buy large amount of traffic cones and reroute streets in your neighborhood
23.invite lots of people to other people's parties
24. Never make eye contact
25. Set a really cheesy ring tone on your phone and let it play aloud during lunch for the whole year
26. Eat out of someone's plate when you didn't ask
27. Smile when someone is telling a sad story
28. Giveing someone your drink when it's already empty
29. Bribe a cop a dollar every time you get in trouble
30. Rub someone's hair when you pass by them during school
31. Tell a joke after someone just got done telling a heartbroken story
32. Check the time on your phone every single minute during class
33. Talk really loud on the phone during a church recital
34. Laugh every time your friend is don't saying a sentence
35. Take a very long time reading a short article
36. Tell someone the same joke everyday
37. Throw trash in the floor in front of someone that's a clean freak
38. Leave all the drawers open in your room or someone else's room
39. Dont use punctuation
40. Yawn in front of someone's face every time you are tired
41. Burp very long
42. Talk to yourself out loud during the 30 seconds of silence after the pledge of alligeance
43.Get something for free than sell them right in front of the person who gave it to you
44. Pretend your texting while someone is talking
45. Stomp on little ketchup packets next to someone's shoe
46.make up your own abbreviations when texting
47.ask people what gender they are
48. Change your name to," AaJohn AaaaaaaaSmith" for the glory if being first in the phone book. Tell everyone that it a Hawaiian name and tell them to pronounce it as "a"
49.sing along at the opera
50.Annoy people by making your title,"51 ways to annoy people.", but put only 50 ways to annoy people!!!(;
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