Things To Do At Mcdonalds

1. Ask for diet water.
2. When they say they dont have any sigh and say i guess i'll take regular water
3. Place a sign on the speaker in the drive through saying "speaker broken please speak louder"
4. sit in the parking lot and watch people scream into the speaker
5. ask for the 6 piece nugget with only 4 nuggets
6. ask for a double cheese burger with only one burger and one piece of cheese
7. ask for a half diet half regular soda and say "i'm watching my figure"
8. (for adults) ask for kidie cones
9. (for adults) play on the playground
10. ask for a mcflurry without the ice cream
11. walk through the drive-through
12. make fart noises and pretend its not you
13. ask workers if they have bendy straws because you cant drink out of regular ones
14. ask for a whopper (for you dumb ones who dont know this...they are sold at burger king)
15. put ketchup on your hands and scream im bleeding!
16. bring in your own food and ask if they can heat it up for you
17. when your in the middle of ordering tell the cashier "hold on...i have a phone call"
18. when throwing away your trash miss the trash can and walk away
19. put water on someones seat when they are not looking before they sit down
20. Blow straw wrappers at random people
21. Say "Hi" to everyone walking in
22. stand at the door and ask if you can take the persons coat
23. ask for a free toy and then cry "Thats not the one i wanted!"
24. walk up the the cashier and say "i only speak spanish"
25. when the worker puts your frenchfries on your tray take them off and hide them when they are not looking and tell them "i never got my fries" and you get free fries!
26. when the cashier asks "may i help you?" say "my mom told me to never talk to strangers"
27. stare closely at a random persons face and yell "is that a bugger?"
28. ask for a souviner cup
29. yell "im allergic to air!" and fall on the floor
30. tell random people Happy Birthday or Congratulations
31. when its snowing outside run inside and yell "The sky is falling!"
32. when you pull up to the window to pick up your food pull up and then go in reverse repeaditivly
33. yell "this food is making my buttox big, i have to go see my proctologist!"