Ways to be random!

1. Moo when someone says your name.

2. Run into walls.

3. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

4. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

5. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

6. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

7. Talk to a pen.

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

9. Try and climb the wall(I have SO done that!

10. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT CLIP YOUR TOENAILS!"

11. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

12. Eat your hair.

13. Hold peoples hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

14. At everything people say yell "LIAR!"

15. Pretend to be a phone.

16. Try to swim in the floor.

17. When somebody says a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

18. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

19. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to your parents!

20. Start giving bananas to random people.

21. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself.

22. Say "That's hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

23. Camp out in the frozen food section.

24. Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

25. Give random old people your number.

26. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

27. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

28. When you are at a restaurant send back your ice water and say it is not cold enough.

29. When on a journey, ask 'Are we there yet?' every 5 seconds.

30. When in a quite place, like church or a cinema, rip and scrunch up paper.

31. Start yelling mom or dad and asking where are they even though they are sitting right next to you.

32.While your parents are asleep get right up to one of their faces and see how long it takes them to wake up.

33. Pull off all the toilet paper off the roll until it's only the cardboard part left. Take a sharpie and write, "HA! NOW YOU'RE SCREWED!"

34. Repeat everything people say two more times. Repeat everything people say two more times. Repeat everything people say two more times.

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How to get kicked out of a supermarket!

LOL.

1. Grin insanely at random people.

2. Get a trolley and start ramming into the wall. When people start asking you what your doing, scream IT WONT LET ME GO TO HOGWARTS!

3. Follow random people around singing the Jaws theme tune.

4. Dress up in camouflage and roll around on the floor singing James bond like your on a secret mission

5. Go to the toy isle, open a light saver and run around poking random people saying LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER.

6. Drop to the floor, curl up into a ball and scream MAKE THE VOICES STOP!

7. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle in the isle, and when someone picks it up say SWIPER NO SWIPING.

8. Climb into a freezer, and pretend to be dead.

9. [if you're older] go up to cash bawling and ylling: I CAN'T FIND MOMMY!!!!!

10. Hide in a coatrack, and when someone browses, jump out and say: Pick me!!

11. Lie down in the middle of a busy aisle and claim to have not slept in three weeks.

12. Randomly put adult diapers in shoppers' carts

12. Put a dora doll in th center of the toys aisle and wait for a little kid to come. when they try to pick it up, yell: "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

13. Put underwear that's for sale on your head and over your eyes, then run down the aisles saying: "help me ive been blinded!!"

14. Steal carts that are in use

15. Hide a walkie talkie behind a barbie doll set and when a kid comes down the aisle, say into the other walkietalkie, "I know where you live..." and retrieve the other talkie when the kid runs off screaming

16. Whisper into your purse/bag: "You got enough air in there buddy?"

17. Whenever the p.a makes an announcement, scream about the voices coming back

18. Have a volleyball tournament with balls on sale, in the middle of a wide aisle

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