How to get kicked out of a supermarket!

LOL.

1. Grin insanely at random people.

2. Get a trolley and start ramming into the wall. When people start asking you what your doing, scream IT WONT LET ME GO TO HOGWARTS!

3. Follow random people around singing the Jaws theme tune.

4. Dress up in camouflage and roll around on the floor singing James bond like your on a secret mission

5. Go to the toy isle, open a light saver and run around poking random people saying LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER.

6. Drop to the floor, curl up into a ball and scream MAKE THE VOICES STOP!

7. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle in the isle, and when someone picks it up say SWIPER NO SWIPING.

8. Climb into a freezer, and pretend to be dead.

9. [if you're older] go up to cash bawling and ylling: I CAN'T FIND MOMMY!!!!!

10. Hide in a coatrack, and when someone browses, jump out and say: Pick me!!

11. Lie down in the middle of a busy aisle and claim to have not slept in three weeks.

12. Randomly put adult diapers in shoppers' carts

12. Put a dora doll in th center of the toys aisle and wait for a little kid to come. when they try to pick it up, yell: "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

13. Put underwear that's for sale on your head and over your eyes, then run down the aisles saying: "help me ive been blinded!!"

14. Steal carts that are in use

15. Hide a walkie talkie behind a barbie doll set and when a kid comes down the aisle, say into the other walkietalkie, "I know where you live..." and retrieve the other talkie when the kid runs off screaming

16. Whisper into your purse/bag: "You got enough air in there buddy?"

17. Whenever the p.a makes an announcement, scream about the voices coming back

18. Have a volleyball tournament with balls on sale, in the middle of a wide aisle

Comment and tell me what you thought of these and if you found this as funny as I did, post it on your blog.