How to annoy your parents....


THIS IS 42 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!! :

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to your parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 Hershey's kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "I've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

38. Yell mango

39. Stand in front of a store, not letting anyone in

40. Call yourself nicknames like tree and banana

41. Say their name until they answer you and say "Hi!" and run off

42. when someone knocks at the door scream and run around

43. pull your parents trousers down in public

44. randomly start singing = DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES!

45. look at them till they get anoyed

46. when you have to go to school yell "NOOOOOOOOOO" and cling on to stuff and lock yourself in rooms

47. poke them and then hide

48. keep standing in front of them

49. at dinner after eating one bite, spit it out and roll on the floor pretending to be poisoned