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  1. Female Comebacks
    15th Jun 2010 21:32
    14 years, 6 months & 12 days ago
  2. Staff :)
    8th Jun 2010 07:16
    14 years, 6 months & 20 days ago
  3. GRAPHICS!
    1st Feb 2010 06:41
    14 years, 10 months & 25 days ago
  4. EMOTIONAL TEST!
    12th Nov 2009 06:39
    15 years, 1 month & 14 days ago
  5. 38 Things Girls Don't Realize
    1st Aug 2009 07:58
    15 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
  6. ....Birth Number.....
    15th Jun 2009 23:00
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
  7. Mothers Day (A Short Story)
    15th Jun 2009 21:51
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
  8. VISITOR'S BOOK!!
    15th Jun 2009 21:07
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
Female Comebacks
14 years, 6 months & 12 days ago
15th Jun 2010 21:32

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

Staff :)
14 years, 6 months & 20 days ago
8th Jun 2010 07:16

I share computer with my sister(behappy8D) and I use my laptop, mobile and other computers sometimes, mostly my own phone though. And I use various browsers to come on here like FF(mostly preferred), Chrome and Opera. So please do not ban me or my sister. We'll try to be as loyal as we can ^^
Thank you!
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P.S. These days I am helping my sister out as she is a newbie and she is helping me to complete my checklist with photos ^^

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THIS IS FOR ME =P Sorry but I didn't have anymore space to start a new blog, lol

FORM:
Image :-
Text :-
Text colour :- (two colours)
Background picture/colour :-


a teacher wrote on the blackboard that punctuate the sentence"a woman without her man is nothing"all boys punctuate it like"a woman,without her man,is nothing."all girls wrote"a woman:without her,man is nothing."
-Thanks tayyaba <3


EMOTIONAL TEST!
15 years, 1 month & 14 days ago
12th Nov 2009 06:39

Emotional Test

NOTE: This test is pretty accurate. Be sure to copy it onto your blog. Have fun and don't cheat!

1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue or yellow?

2. What???s your middle initial?

3. What month is your birthday?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name one of your friends.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like flying or driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?

9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it

???Answers???

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and
aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.

Yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. If you???re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally

April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life- changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soulmate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend:

6. If it is:

1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life

more than 50 is nothing

7. If you chose:

A-J The person is loyal and can be rough at some times

K-Z The person is calm and strong. They will remain with you.

Flying - You like adventure.

Driving - You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.

Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.

9. This wish will come true only if you repost this with the title:
Emotional test. Dont Cheat!

38 Things Girls Don't Realize
15 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
1st Aug 2009 07:58

38 Things Girls Don't Realize

You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!

-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.







-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.






-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.






-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.






-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.






Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method

-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.






-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.






-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.






-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.






-Girls are guys' weaknesses.






-Guys are very open about themselves.






-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.






You don't need to give advice

-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you

-Guys love you more than you love them.






-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.






They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.






If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot

-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.






-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside

-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.






-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me"

-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.






It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up

-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.






It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them

-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something

-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.






-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to you

-A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.






-No guy can handle all his problems on his own.






He's just too stubborn to admit it

-NOT ALL GUYS ARE A;HOLES!!!
Just because ONE is.. doesn't mean he represents ALL of them

-They love it when girls talk about them

-Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs

-Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck is really hurting

-When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.






-Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

  1. Female Comebacks
    15th Jun 2010 21:32
    14 years, 6 months & 12 days ago
  2. Staff :)
    8th Jun 2010 07:16
    14 years, 6 months & 20 days ago
  3. GRAPHICS!
    1st Feb 2010 06:41
    14 years, 10 months & 25 days ago
  4. EMOTIONAL TEST!
    12th Nov 2009 06:39
    15 years, 1 month & 14 days ago
  5. 38 Things Girls Don't Realize
    1st Aug 2009 07:58
    15 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
  6. ....Birth Number.....
    15th Jun 2009 23:00
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
  7. Mothers Day (A Short Story)
    15th Jun 2009 21:51
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago
  8. VISITOR'S BOOK!!
    15th Jun 2009 21:07
    15 years, 6 months & 11 days ago