50 Things To Do When You're Bored (:

-WARNING!- Do not ACTUALLY try some of these. They are just for entertainment purposes.

1.)Read this list .
2.)Put your finger in hot candle wax .
3.)Watch an old person take a really long time to cross the street.
4.)Play the drums with your head .
5.)Ask your family if they would like some sausages .
6.)Make fun of the "I like turtles" kiddie on youtube .
7.)Go around the whole day with a brown bag on your head .
8.)Answer the question...Do you know the muffin man ?
9.)Try to iron your jeans with a...hair straightener !
10.)Listen to your least favorite song on repeat for 2 hours .
11.)Poke yourself until you feel nothing .
12.)Vacuum your house including the walls .
13.)Try to burp the alphabet .
14.)Stalk really hot guys/girls and if they start to notice you, casually start talking to them, and say that you thought they were your friends .
15.)PRANK CALL...Walmart .
16.)Bite your finger .
17.)Write a very long, emotional letter to yourself .
18.)Kiss your friend unexpectedly the next time you see them .
19.)Spook up on someone .
20.)Try to make your own Jason-based horror story plot .
21.)Create a rad hairstyle for yourself .
22.)Do a handstand underwater .
23.)Watch the Spongebob movie .
24.)Conduct a disturbing experiment about how experiments are disturbing .
25.)Invent a new word that have all the letters of the alphabet .
26.)Think of something you have to do for this number .
27.)Go around the street, singing, "We're Off To See The Wizard" .
28.)Write your name backwards and say it out loud. It's okay to laugh (: .
29.)Talk to yourself with the mirror reflection .
30.)Ask a guy to do a cartwheel .
31.)Diss Edward Cullen...and get yelled at by 12 year old obsessive girls :] .
32.)Watch the old classic purple dinosaur..and get even more bored .
33.)Kiss a mall poster...making loud, unnecessary noises .
34.)Write a song about Pokemon .
35.)Repeat whatever you say, 2 times for the whole day . Repeat whatever you say, 2 times for the whole day .
36.)Blow bubbles into your eyes .
37.)Try to smell your nose, and if you succeed...please tell me .
38.)Do some random bursts of headbanging .
39.)Whenever you introducing yourself, always say, "Hello my name is (fav. color) and my favorite color is (your name) .
40.)Go climbing up a window .
41.)Write a paragraph about how bored you are, and include describing words and detailed verbs .
42.)Sing 3OH!3's "Don't Trust Me" to random pedestrians on the road .
43.)Pour coke on your head .
44.)Sell all your underwear on Ebay .
45.)Put on a puppet show for your stuffed animals and have a wonderful tea party .
46.)Blow up a million balloons .
47.)Spit in someone's nachos .
48.)Call your family members what they would like for Christmas in August .
49.)If you are reading this and your still bored...go die of boredom .
50.)If you are STILL here, you have learned one thing about yourself by reading this ! You have no life . (: