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LivingDeadSoulz
  1. Female Comebacks
    25th Aug 2009 19:02
    15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
  2. this is so spooky
    25th Aug 2009 18:48
    15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
  3. 10 signs you love someone
    19th Aug 2009 20:27
    15 years, 4 months & 7 days ago
  4. i'm getting married
    19th Aug 2009 10:21
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  5. kiss test
    27th Jul 2009 23:30
    15 years & 5 months ago
  6. Try Not To Cry
    25th Jul 2009 20:23
    15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  7. A Real Boyfriend
    23rd Jul 2009 00:11
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  8. Emo
    20th Jul 2009 00:00
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago
Female Comebacks
15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
25th Aug 2009 19:02


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

this is so spooky
15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
25th Aug 2009 18:48


Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there ??? then make your
wish.

No attachment on this one.

Stories

There???s a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he???d been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I???m Katie and I???m 20 and I???ve been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me???this
really works!!!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!!!

SCROLL DOWN!!!!




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*

STOP!!!

Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully???.it
can be very rewarding!!!!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you???ve been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!!!!

10 signs you love someone
15 years, 4 months & 7 days ago
19th Aug 2009 20:27


10 Signs you love someone

10 Signs u love someone

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.



NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.



EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see
the other people around you, you just
see him/her.


SIX:
They're all you think about.



FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when
you're looking at them.



FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just
to see them.



THREE:
While reading this, there was one
person on your mind this whole time.



TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that
person, you didn't notice number seven
was missing


ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are
now silently laughing at yourself.


NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT
TO......


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Post this as : 10 Signs u love someone


*And something good will happen to you
tonight.


*If you don't... you'll certainly
regret it

i'm getting married
15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
19th Aug 2009 10:21

Posted on : Wednesday 03 June 2009 07:40 PM Posted by : AliceinWonderland9
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU

pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"



"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"



"I'M GETTING MARRIED"

kiss test
15 years & 5 months ago
27th Jul 2009 23:30

This is what you do:Hold your breath. While holding your breath copy and paste this in youre own blog. If you can do this then your a good kisser!

  1. Female Comebacks
    25th Aug 2009 19:02
    15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
  2. this is so spooky
    25th Aug 2009 18:48
    15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
  3. 10 signs you love someone
    19th Aug 2009 20:27
    15 years, 4 months & 7 days ago
  4. i'm getting married
    19th Aug 2009 10:21
    15 years, 4 months & 8 days ago
  5. kiss test
    27th Jul 2009 23:30
    15 years & 5 months ago
  6. Try Not To Cry
    25th Jul 2009 20:23
    15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  7. A Real Boyfriend
    23rd Jul 2009 00:11
    15 years, 5 months & 5 days ago
  8. Emo
    20th Jul 2009 00:00
    15 years, 5 months & 8 days ago