Listen children...

One day Bob was playing with herself and he fell so then he found the letter i. No not the letter I the letter i! So he being stupid added it in front of his name instead of behind and so became iBob. But the poera who's name was Error came and slapped him and said no. And so iBob cried and had to find a better name for herself. So then while she was eating her Barrels of Bears she attracted a Blobacous. It burned her butt and she cried sadly and the Blobacous also stole her Bug Bites. So the Blobacous who was a creepy Blobacous gave her a b. NOT A B CHILDREN! And so now she was iBobb. But iBobb didn't like it so she left for the Yaks of Yakietashiicaveky. So the Yaks gave her a y. NOT Y CHILDREN! Because iBobby was to lazy to finish the rest of the story.

But till this day she is still called Bob. ^.~