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  1. female comebacks
    11th Apr 2010 10:53
    14 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  2. Try, it works!
    20th Dec 2009 05:11
    15 years & 6 days ago
  3. the virgin test *i failed*
    7th Nov 2009 10:01
    15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
  4. Test ur lips
    11th Aug 2009 05:44
    15 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  5. Theme of the week!
    5th Aug 2009 12:36
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  6. Signatures!
    5th Aug 2009 12:33
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  7. Book lovers corner!!!!!!
    5th Aug 2009 12:30
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  8. Look here, prizes!!!
    29th Apr 2009 10:17
    15 years, 7 months & 28 days ago
  9. I may be weird
    26th Apr 2009 07:16
    15 years & 8 months ago
  10. I WANT TIPS!!!
    26th Apr 2009 07:15
    15 years & 8 months ago
female comebacks
14 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
11th Apr 2010 10:53

Female Comebacks

female comebacks

Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

Try, it works!
15 years & 6 days ago
20th Dec 2009 05:11

Try It, It Gets Real Results!

Hiya Try This Chain It's Really Cool!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just Read The Little Stories And
Think of A Wish As You Scroll All
The Way To The bottom. There Is
A Message There - Then Make Your
Wish.
























No Attachment On This One.



























Stories



























I'm 13 Years Old, And I Wished
That My Dad Would Come Home From
The Army, Because He'd Been Having
Problems With His Heart And Right
Leg. It Was 2:53pm When I made
My Wish. At 3:07pm (14 Minutes
Later), The Doorbell Rang, And
There My Dad Was, Luggage and All!!









I'm Katie And I'm 20 And I've Been
Having Trouble In My Job And On The
Verge Of Quitting. I Made A Simple
Wish That My Boss Would Get A New
Job. That Was At 1:35pm And At 2:55pm
There Was An Announcement That He
Was Promoted And Was Leaving For
Another City. Believe Me...This
Really Works!!!















My Name Is Ann And I Am 45 Years
Of Age. I Had Always Been Single
And Had Been Hoping To Get Into A
Nice, Loving Relationship For Many
Years. While Kind Of Daydreaming
(And Right After Receiving This Email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally Come Into My Life. That Was At
9:10am On A Tuesday. At 9:55am
a FedEx Delivery Man Came Into My
Office. He Was Cute, Polite And
Could Not Stop Smiling At Me. He
Started Coming Back Almost Everyday
(Even Without Packages) And Asked Me
Out A Week Later. We Married 6
Months Later And Now Have Been
Happily Married For 2 Years.

My Name Is Marion, I'm 13, The
Time Here Is 10:51pm And I Hope
It'll Take More Or Less Than 30
Minutes For This Wish To Happen.
And My Wish Is To Have A Great
Guy That Would Love Me For Who I
Am, And That He Would Call Me
To Tell Me He loves Me.

I'm 9 And I Wish My True Love Would Love Me, And He Did In 9 Minutes!

Hi! I'm Stephanie I Wished For My Crush To Appear And In 10 Minutes I Saw Him In Front Of My House Gate.



























Just Scroll Down To The End, But
While You Do, Think Of A Wish.
Make Your Wish When You Have Completed
Scrolling. Whatever Age You Are, Is The
Number Of Minutes It Will Take For Your
Wish To Come True. eg.You Are 25 Years
Old, It Will Take 25 Minutes For Your Wish
To Come True.



























Go For It!!!















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STOP!!!



Congratulations!!! Your Wish Will
Now Come True In Your Age Minutes.



Now Follow This Carefully....It
Can Be Very Rewarding!!!!



If You Repost This Within The Next 5 Minutes.
Something Major That You've Been Wanting
Will Happen

the virgin test *i failed*
15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
7th Nov 2009 10:01

the virgin test(i failed)

look at the c's


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start thinking something you really really want
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You have just been visited by Cyle, I will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
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repost this with the title"the virgin test (i failed)" to throw people off.... within 2 minutes. If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite
Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
The BEST DAY of your life this upcoming Friday

Test ur lips
15 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
11th Aug 2009 05:44

find the 3 and u will get a kiss tommorow
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSthreeSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRR'b'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find The Mistake.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWZYX-xyz not zyx

Once Youve Found The Mistake



Find the i

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIII'i'IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the i..............



Find the 6


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999'6'99999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999


once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMM'N'MMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO'Q'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!





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OK, NOW THAT U MADE A WiSH, iT WiLL COME TRUE.....ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS REPOST SAYiNG "test ur lips

It works! post if it really duzz wurk plz!

Theme of the week!
15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
5th Aug 2009 12:36

I have a theme for the week every wekk, (obviously!wink.gif I'll change it every Friday and dress for that theme for the whole week! Post themes you'd like to see me dress in! Ridiculous and funny!

Options:

Colourful
Funny
Black
Weird
Clown
Pink pixy.

Post your theme and the one with the most votes wins!!!!!! Dont vote more than once!

  1. female comebacks
    11th Apr 2010 10:53
    14 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  2. Try, it works!
    20th Dec 2009 05:11
    15 years & 6 days ago
  3. the virgin test *i failed*
    7th Nov 2009 10:01
    15 years, 1 month & 18 days ago
  4. Test ur lips
    11th Aug 2009 05:44
    15 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  5. Theme of the week!
    5th Aug 2009 12:36
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  6. Signatures!
    5th Aug 2009 12:33
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  7. Book lovers corner!!!!!!
    5th Aug 2009 12:30
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  8. Look here, prizes!!!
    29th Apr 2009 10:17
    15 years, 7 months & 28 days ago
  9. I may be weird
    26th Apr 2009 07:16
    15 years & 8 months ago
  10. I WANT TIPS!!!
    26th Apr 2009 07:15
    15 years & 8 months ago