I don't really call these blonde moments...

Maybe because I am a blonde. Just thought it would be fun.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree. (my sister did this and broke her arm)
[X] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. (Haven't seen it)
[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice (I didn't notice the third time!
[X] You just looked at it.
[X] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] People have called you slow. (even though I'm fast)
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Doritos!
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[>] If someone says "fart" you laugh. (Depends on how they say it so half)
[X] You just laughed.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking - ITS CALLED A BRAINFART (No, Jacob moment.)
[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[X] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[X]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X]You have eaten a bug.
[]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (Went to track like that!
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[X] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

That is 30 1/2 moments. Too bad my older sister has done probably all of these.