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  1. female comebacks
    25th Jun 2011 19:58
    13 years, 6 months & 2 days ago
  2. My sims 2 youtube channel holding Q&A
    29th May 2011 13:15
    13 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
  3. I've Had 16 of 38 Blonde Moments, and I'm blond.
    19th May 2011 14:47
    13 years, 7 months & 9 days ago
  4. Emotional Test
    18th May 2011 22:14
    13 years, 7 months & 9 days ago
  5. Possible story for a new TheSims2 video on youtube
    4th Apr 2011 21:08
    13 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  6. 10 signs you love someone.
    26th Mar 2011 16:53
    13 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
  7. To those who have seen my music videos on youtube
    22nd Mar 2011 20:30
    13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
  8. The Sims 2 shows Links.
    22nd Mar 2011 13:42
    13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
  9. Sims 2 Music Videos, links
    22nd Mar 2011 13:02
    13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
  10. Dog fan Base
    3rd Jul 2009 10:00
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago
female comebacks
13 years, 6 months & 2 days ago
25th Jun 2011 19:58

GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them VERY funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

My sims 2 youtube channel holding Q&A
13 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
29th May 2011 13:15

so if you have any questions, you can ask here or ask on other sites I'm on the link to my youtube page is on my Profile here, I am answering any questions I get regarding videos and custom content for the sims 2 so, if you got a question, ask away, find my other sites I'm on through my youtube page link in my well username in my profile, Enjoy.Ninja

I've Had 16 of 38 Blonde Moments, and I'm blond.
13 years, 7 months & 9 days ago
19th May 2011 14:47

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=2

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=5

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=3

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=3

[]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=1

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=2

total=16

Repost as "I've Had _ of 38 Blonde Moments"

Emotional Test
13 years, 7 months & 9 days ago
18th May 2011 22:14

Copy, paste, don???t look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won???t work!
This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is best: red, black,green,blue or yellow?


2. What???s your middle initial?


3. What month is your birthday?


4. Which color do you like more: black or white?


5. Name one of your friends.


6. What is your favorite number?


7. Do you like flying or driving more?


8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?


9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it
>>>>>>wishing<<<<<<<





???Answers???

1. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who
are down.

Yellow: You are a very happy person.


2. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.


3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.


4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.


5. This person is your best friend.


6. If it is:

1-50 You are a very lovable person and you have a great life.

More than 50 is nothing.


7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.


8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.


9. This wish will come true only if you repost this with this title: Emotional Test

Possible story for a new TheSims2 video on youtube
13 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
4th Apr 2011 21:08

something to do with werewolves, but they are the good ones, and friends with the vamps, but WE humans are the EVIL ONES, yeah.........check other blogs for links to other vids already up.....yeahSmileNinja

  1. female comebacks
    25th Jun 2011 19:58
    13 years, 6 months & 2 days ago
  2. My sims 2 youtube channel holding Q&A
    29th May 2011 13:15
    13 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
  3. I've Had 16 of 38 Blonde Moments, and I'm blond.
    19th May 2011 14:47
    13 years, 7 months & 9 days ago
  4. Emotional Test
    18th May 2011 22:14
    13 years, 7 months & 9 days ago
  5. Possible story for a new TheSims2 video on youtube
    4th Apr 2011 21:08
    13 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  6. 10 signs you love someone.
    26th Mar 2011 16:53
    13 years, 9 months & 1 day ago
  7. To those who have seen my music videos on youtube
    22nd Mar 2011 20:30
    13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
  8. The Sims 2 shows Links.
    22nd Mar 2011 13:42
    13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
  9. Sims 2 Music Videos, links
    22nd Mar 2011 13:02
    13 years, 9 months & 5 days ago
  10. Dog fan Base
    3rd Jul 2009 10:00
    15 years, 5 months & 24 days ago