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Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years
Advice:

WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO


WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one u love will either...
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Emoticon Type : Chibs

Female Combacks

female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

lol

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hahahahahahaha lol i do it all the time