dis ish funny!!

Read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...

You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...

1 That's not right................................. Sum Ting Wong
2 Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3 See me ASAP.......................... ........ Kum Hia Nao
4 Stupid Man........................... ...........Dum
5 Small horse......................... .............Tai Ni Po Ni
6 Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan
7 I bumped in to a coffee table................ Ai Bang Mai Ni
8 I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat
9 It's very dark in here..........................Wao So Dim
10 I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King
12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka
14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15 Great..........................................Su Pah

If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh!!!!

emotional test.dont cheat!

Copy, Paste, Don???t look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won???t work!
This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue or yellow?
Blue

2. What???s your middle initial?
i dont have a middle name

3. What month is your birthday?
May

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black

5. Name one of your friends.
Yuki/Haley

6. Your favorite number?
7

7. Do you like flying or driving more?
Flying

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
Both

9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it
>>WISHING<<





???Answers???

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and
aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

*Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.*

Yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. If you???re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.


3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally

*April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.*

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

*Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.*

White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend:

6. If it is:

*1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life*

more than 50 is nothing

7. If you chose:

*Flying - You like adventure.*

Driving - You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

*Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.*

*Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.*

9. This wish will come true only if you repost this with the title:
Emotional test. Dont Cheat!