you should do this to your gf


When she stare's at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]



When she pushes you or hit's you

[ Grab her and dont let go ]



When she start's cursing at you

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]



When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]



When she ignore's you

[ Give her your attention ]



When she pull's away

[ Pull her back ]



When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]



When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and dont say a word ]



When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]



When she's scared

[ Protect her ]



When she lay's her head on your shoulder

[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]



When she steal's your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]



When she tease's you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]



When she doesnt answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]



When she look's at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]



When she say's that she like's you

[ she really does more than you could understand ]



When she grab's at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]



When she bump's into you

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]



When she tell's you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]



When she looks at you in your eyes

[ dont look away until she does ]



When she misses you

[ she's hurting inside ]



When you break her heart

[ the pain never really goes away ]



When she says its over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]



When she repost this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]







- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.



- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go



- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her



- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you



- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her



- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up



- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.



- Tease her and let her tease you back.



- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.



- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.



- Give her the world.



- Let her wear your clothes.



- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.



- Let her know she's important.



- Kiss her in the pouring rain.



- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking baby?"

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen