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  1. Can You Read This?
    29th May 2009 06:10
    15 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
  2. How good is your life?
    23rd Aug 2008 06:10
    16 years, 4 months & 4 days ago
  3. Female comebacks
    8th Aug 2008 11:05
    16 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
Can You Read This?
15 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
29th May 2009 06:10

acn ouy eadr tihs

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!

If you are smart you will pass this on

How good is your life?
16 years, 4 months & 4 days ago
23rd Aug 2008 06:10

[X] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.[does my friend that is a girl count?]
[X] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[] You love your family (All of them)
[] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[X] Your room is big enough for you
[X]People don't use you for something you have
[X] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 8

[] You have over 500 friends on bebo/marapets
[X] You have pictures of yourself on bebo/marapets
[X] Your parents let you have a bebo/marapets
[X] You get allowance/loan.
[X]You collect something normal.
[] You look forward to going to college/university
[]You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play/have played a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 6

[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[X] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 4

[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[] You are happy with your life
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[X] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own/owned a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 6

Total over all: 29

times it by 3 = 87

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

Damn, I got a B in life!!!

Female comebacks
16 years, 4 months & 19 days ago
8th Aug 2008 11:05

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

  1. Can You Read This?
    29th May 2009 06:10
    15 years, 6 months & 29 days ago
  2. How good is your life?
    23rd Aug 2008 06:10
    16 years, 4 months & 4 days ago
  3. Female comebacks
    8th Aug 2008 11:05
    16 years, 4 months & 19 days ago