Are you prep, emo, gangster, or jock?

Prep:
[ ] You own something from aeropostale(eww)
[ ] You own somthing from hollister(Eww)
[ ]You own somthing from american eagle(Eww!
[ ] You own somthing from abercromie(EWW!
[x] You have blonde or brown hair
[ ] you've been called a prep(hell no)
[X] You have converses(shiny silver ones)
[ ] you wear ballet flats(i have, but i don't own any right now)
[x] You don't play sports(i hate sports)
[ ] You straighten your hair(don't need to, my hair is extremley straight)
Multiply by 10 Total 30%

Gangster:
[] You have Bapes(?)
[] You know the song "Thizzle dance"(??)
[] You listen to mac dre(umm...idk?)
[] You usually wear jerseys(eww no)
[] You've held a real gun(no)
[X] You wear nikes
[] You play basketball or football(i used to play basketball, but i didn't like it too much. football? pssh)
[] You never wear pink(i love pink)
[x] You've been called a gangster( as a joke, lol)
[] You listen to gang related music(not really)
Multiply by 10 Total: 20%

Emo:
[x]You've worn black nail polish(oh yes)
[ ] You use to cut your wrists(nah)
[x]You like "my chemical romance"
[x] you wear black eyeliner(of course!
[ ] You have no friends(I have friends, just not very many)
[ ] You usually wear black
[x] You've been called emo(yes by some people)
[ ] You Have black hair(I have in the past though)
[ ] You rarely talk(i'm pretty talkative)
[ ]You sit in corners(emo people do that? whatever you say)
Multiply by 10 Total: 40%


Jock:
[ ] You have at least 5 medals
[ ] You have at least 2 trophies ..
[ ] You have at least 4 jerseys
[ ] You watch NBA playoffs
[ ] You have had practice almost everyday
[x] You played on a team
[ ] You've been called a jock
[ ] You have been told you're good at a sports
[ ] You've played in at least 7 tournaments
[ ] You've coached young kids in a sport
Multiply by 10 Total: 10%

This is hilarious

1st call-

Lady-Hello McDonalds. How may I help you?
Me-Yeah my sister is getting married and McDonalds is like, her favorite restaurant.
Lady-Uh huh...
Me-So I was wondering if we could have the wedding there.
Lady-You mean in McDonalds?
Me-Yeah.
Lady-No.
Me-Why not?
Lady-Because first of all, McDonalds doesn't do weddings. Only birthday parties. And second of all, this is a Wal-Mart McDonalds. We don't do anything like that.
Me-Oh my god! A Wal-Mart McDonalds no way! Can you like, see whats on sale for me?
Lady-No.
Me-Awww. Well, can you be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding?
Lady-Ma'am what exactly do you want? We're very busy today and I can't keep going with this stupid call. I have customers waiting.
Me-And I'm sure they're all 900 pound fatties who are gonna order 1,000 Big Macs.
Lady-Excuse me?
Me-I said my sister wanted a Big Mac wedding cake. You know like Big Mac's stacked on each other in the shape of a wedding cake.
Lady-How wonderful.
Me-Yeah and the main course is like Cheeseburgers and Supersized fries.
Lady-*hangsup*

2nd Call-

Guy-Hello McDonalds. How may I help you.
Me-Hey.
Guy-...Hi.
Me-Listen, I went to your restaurant today and when I opened my hamburger, there was hair all over it.
Guy-Sorry about that. Would you like a free sandwich?
Me-Free sandwich? What the hell man? I mean, I just nearly vomitted my guts out when I saw that disgusting clump of hair in your no for good, rotten burgers. What makes you think I want another one?
Guy-Well ma'am I'm afraid that's all we can really do.
Me-Can you like, give me money?
Guy-Money? What? No. No we cannot give you money.
Me-Give me money and I won't file a lawsuit against your crappy restaurant.
Guy-Listen you stupid punk, I can hear you laughing in the background. I suggest you hang up the damn phone and NEVER call here again. If you do I'm gonna rip your head off. Got it? *hangsup*

3rd Call-

Lady-Hello this is McDonalds! How may I-
Me-Hey.
Lady-Hi.
Me-What's your name?
Lady-Angelina.
Me-JOLIE?!
Lady-No. Just-
Me-Oh my god Angie! What are you doing working in McDonalds?! Shouldn't you be like, adopting more babies right now?
Lady-I'm not-
Me-Adopting right now? Then why aren't you taking care of the kids? Your a bad mommy.
Lady-Look lady, I'm NOT Angelina-
Me-So you're Brad?
Lady-What-
Me-You don't sound like Brad! Ohmegee! Trans! Trans!
Lady-*hangsup*

perfection

Perfection


[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family (50% of them)
[ ] There is a pool/spa/lake in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 3

[X] You dress the way you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[ ] Your room is big enough for you
[X]People don't use you for something you have
[X] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 7

[ ] You have over 500 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[ ] You get allowance/loan.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[X] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[X] You play/have played a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 11

[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[ ]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[ ] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 14

[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[X] You own/owned a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies
TOTAL: 20

Total over all: 20

times it by 3: 60 D
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F