Questions That Haunt Me...

If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?

If a cow sneezes will milk come out of it's nose?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

IF humans turned into apes, why are apes still here?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?


hmmmm.....