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  1. pets
    15th Dec 2011 20:11
    12 years, 9 months & 21 days ago
  2. And my current hypothetical situation...
    28th Dec 2008 00:37
    15 years, 9 months & 8 days ago
  3. Can you find I LOVE YOU in this message?
    3rd Oct 2008 13:50
    16 years & 2 days ago
  4. A story
    5th Apr 2008 16:34
    16 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  5. My dream pets
    5th Apr 2008 15:34
    16 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  6. How to give a cat a pill
    30th Dec 2007 18:12
    16 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
  7. test your lips
    26th Dec 2007 10:40
    16 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
  8. Note to Staff-
    9th Nov 2007 12:23
    16 years, 10 months & 27 days ago
  9. Christmas affects people
    2nd Nov 2007 09:10
    16 years, 11 months & 3 days ago
How to give a cat a pill
16 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
30th Dec 2007 18:12

How to give a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

test your lips
16 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
26th Dec 2007 10:40

test your lips

TEST YOUR LIPS
test ur lipssss
find the 3 and u will get a kiss tommorow
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find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find The Mistake.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWZYX

Once Youve Found The Mistake



Find the i

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Once you found the i..............



Find the 6


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9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
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9999999999999999999999999999999999


once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!

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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!





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OK, NOW THAT U MADE A WiSH, iT WiLL COME TRUE.....ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS REPOST SAYiNG "test ur lips

Note to Staff-
16 years, 10 months & 27 days ago
9th Nov 2007 12:23

Myself, my brother (zatchbell548) and my mother (asoldierswife) log on from the same computer. I may occasionally log on to my mother's account to collect her dailies when she is unable to do so. I also might send her some clothing and other items. Please do not freeze us.

Christmas affects people
16 years, 11 months & 3 days ago
2nd Nov 2007 09:10

This happened to me, Christmas of 2006. I was only fourteen, so I had a limited budget for Christmas gifts. I was buying gifts for three friends, their mom, my mom and dad, my brother, my dog, my uncle's dogs(2, my uncle, and my grandma and grandpa. This, with only 10 dollars. I went to the Dollar store. I bought some pipe cleaners in pretty colors that I could make into gifts, and some little stockings for the dogs. At the cash register, I put all of my things on the counter, and reached for my wallet. There was an older lady in front of me.
She was finishing paying for her things, and I was tallying up how much I'd spent, making sure I didn't spend too much. The cashier gave the woman her change, which included a five dollar bill. The woman turned, saw me, handed me the five dollar bill, and smiled. "Merry christmas" She said. Then she left.
I never saw her again. But that bill helped me get gifts for my family. I hope she knew what an impact she had on me.

  1. pets
    15th Dec 2011 20:11
    12 years, 9 months & 21 days ago
  2. And my current hypothetical situation...
    28th Dec 2008 00:37
    15 years, 9 months & 8 days ago
  3. Can you find I LOVE YOU in this message?
    3rd Oct 2008 13:50
    16 years & 2 days ago
  4. A story
    5th Apr 2008 16:34
    16 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  5. My dream pets
    5th Apr 2008 15:34
    16 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  6. How to give a cat a pill
    30th Dec 2007 18:12
    16 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
  7. test your lips
    26th Dec 2007 10:40
    16 years, 9 months & 11 days ago
  8. Note to Staff-
    9th Nov 2007 12:23
    16 years, 10 months & 27 days ago
  9. Christmas affects people
    2nd Nov 2007 09:10
    16 years, 11 months & 3 days ago