The Chronicles of Newbism

Alright, everything I find outstandingly newbish will be posted here =]

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Chapter 1: xxxxxx######

shwaa
"in trades :3
mail, post or just offer

w/n only please <4
unless really high LE over offer x3"

xxxxxx######
"any of mine?"

shwaa
"I'm sorry, but unless there's some really high stated pet in there your pets are not worth mine =/"

xxxxxx######
"Bit of a smug comment. Bit up itself really... and can I just say.

You just need to say no THANK YOU. (please say thanks when people take the trouble to post and offer I have a real pet peeve about rude people)"

shwaa
"heh... heheheh
your pets /aren't/ worth mine
just get over it
that's much nicer than a lot of people would have said
please leave my thread
THANK YOU >.>"

xxxxxx######
"I know, and i can post where i want. God dont u just hate people who are really smug? I know i do. And ur angel fazzie isnt worth more than all of mine so hahahahah"

shwaa
"hehehe, she is too
look at her stats plz =P

hey popstar, don't you just /hate/ people who under offer on your LEs? =]"

xxxxxx######
"Fair enough didnt look at her stats. Im just saying no need to be so up yourself/smug/rude. Good luck anyway."

shwaa
"and no need to keep posting in my thread and making a fool of yourself ^^"

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Chapter 2: xxxxxxxx###

xxxxxxxx###
can i hav anything from that trade (pet trade full of LEs)

shwaa
Why no, no you may not ^.^

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Chapter 3: Xxxxxxxxx#####

Xxxxxxxxx#####
hey wanna be pals?
and in ur shop, 4 the ce costume can i buy it 4 less than wat it already is plz?

Shwaa
I'm only friends with people I talk to a lot
and no, my shop prices are firm

Xxxxxxxxx#####
FINE then

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Chapter 4: xxxxxxxxxx

Okay so for this one you need to know the background. I found a thread with someone giving away their pets. People were offering MP on her pets so I posted: ???I'll give you 1 MIL!!!!!1
soz I kan git banned leik the rest y'all -__-;???

She then mm???s me with the title ???mp???
And says ???4 mill???

I, not recognizing her username, replied ?????? what????

She then sent ???3.7????

Again, I asked ?????? what? xD;???

Then she said ???how about 2.7 and there urs!???

This is when I realized who she was and said ???OOOHHH, you're trying to sell me your pets????

She said ???no!its just they r hard to part with!???

I replied ???well then you shouldn't be "giving" them away... and accepting mp for pets is against mara's rules ... plus that's more than the pets are even worth =/???

Then I get this alert saying ???Dear shwaa You have been sent a Green Yakubi Plushie from xxxxxxxxxx!???

Then she finally replies ???2.5 mill?im giving them but im trying to get a dream pet to!a mordo!???

I said ???so what your saying is if I give you 2.5m you will give me your pets????

She says ???just to know it appreciated.?.??? and then ???just to know it appreciated.?.ive been trying to get 1 million for 2 years,im at 200 000 mp???

I say ???considering your user number is over 1 mil less than mine and /I/ haven't been online for a year... I don't believe you???

She says ???ur right 2 years and 10 months!im at.208 097 mp!i cant save mp!???

*Side Note* My ID is about 2.3m, hers is around 3.5m

I say ???uh-huh... selling your pets isn't going to help ^.^ it's just gonna get you banned??? figuring this is going on for too long at this point???

She says ???U CAN GET BANNED FOR THAT?PLUS I WASNT SELLING THEM!???

I???m getting annoyed now and say ???tell me this... if I were to give you 2.5m would you give me your pets????

She says ???YES???

I say ???well that's selling your pets and that's against mara rules and can get you banned ^.^
Good day ma'am.???

I???ve stopped replying at this point. She sends me:
???are u gonna report me?cause im not trying to sell them!???
???ITS NOT SELLING!I WANNA BE ABLE TO BUY A POTION TO GET A PET TO REPLACE THEM!.I THOUGHT U WERE NICE!???
???anyway im the one who check the reported people uve been reported 72 times!???

At this point I feel like I should reply ???Oh no! You're the person who handles all the reported people? o=???

And Oh NOES, I???m banned from sending this user maramail =P
Yet another exciting chapter comes to an end.

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Chapter 5: Xxxxxx

Xxxxxx - "hello sesie i gave you my glowing snow egg you geve me fier pet or your whater pet. ok?"

Shwaa - "... What? Please use proper grammar -__-;"

Xxxxxx - "hayy you better shot up or i will punch you in the fase i will have my mom ripe you a new a-s you dume b--h a-s hole if you dont stop and i whel show her what you sied you stop it b--h a-s hole The chickens have escaped sucer"

shwaa - "Um. Go ahead. Sick your mommy on me little girl. I'm sure she'd love to be tried for child abuse. Internet threats are useless. They are worthless. And I could easily get you banned from marapets for both of the mails you have sent me.

You're pathetic if you think I'm afraid of your mother. Your use of vocabulary shows your lack of intelligence as well.

I would thank you not to mail me ever again."

Xxxxxx - "you better shut up"

-A little while later-

Xxxxxx - "its me i ghest ask you something code we be friends its ok if thats ok whith you its ok whith me."

shwaa - "yeahhh...
Ya know...
If you hadn't been cursing at me
and threatening me
maybe we coulda been friends...
but I don't make friends with people who send me e-threats ..
sorry"