STOP THE MADNESS!

When I was just a puppy my master
little James chose me out
He told his mommy I was the one
and then he threatened to shout
His mother gave in
to his long and high pitched cries
And so,I was brought home
to his daddies displeased eyes
He said I'd ruin the carpet
and that I'd chew the books
So when he stared down at me
I used my cute puppy looks
Instead of melting like his wife
his son or even daughter
He threw me outside
and I landed in some water
After that he fed me
only once every few days
And when James left for school
He wouldn't even spare me a gaze
Finally one day
He said he'd had enough
And that I was a strong pup
And that he wouldn't be to tough
So outside he stepped
Even though it was pouring rain
He hit me and said I had driven him
Completely and sure insane
Then finally he whispered
"Goodbye stupid dog"
Then all I remember is SMACK!
And all I saw was fog