Female Comebacks!

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

odd! try it!

Okay I am a little skeptical as to whether this works or not, but anyhow give it a try - it can't hurt.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on ur syt within the hour you read this...IF you do..your
wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite !!!!