Love At First Sight. <33

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hey! (;
Stranger: do you believe in love at first sight?
You: Yes. why?
Stranger: cause i think i love you ;D
You: Thats amazing.Cause I Love You too! but wait....we're not looking at each other...?
Stranger: not yet. but we will soon
You: Okayyy! (;
Stranger: we should plan out everything. our first date
Stranger: then marriage
Stranger: then the baby....
Stranger: then our first fight
You: Children
Stranger: and you cheating on me with bubba. and me killing him
Stranger: then we hide his body in the floor boards and LOVE each other again!!
You: But that just made our love stronger!
Stranger: exactly! see, i already know you soooo well
You: We were destined for each other.
You: <333
Stranger: ok, you pick the place we are going to meet at in 5 days
You: Hmmm. Should it be a casual first date or something amazing?
Stranger: well our true love has no limit on money, so of course it should be amazing
You: Hmmmm We should meet at Niagra Falls ! And one of us could be on the canadian side and the other on the united states side, and then we can have binoculars and see each other across the river and then we can meet inthe middle of the bridge and Our happily ever after can start!
Stranger: YAY! but wait, how will we recognise each other?
You: Let's wear costumes!
Stranger: ok! i'll be in the orange jumpsuit looking like i just busted out of prison to come see you
You: Maybe I could dress as the cop. (;
You: Our love is forbidden but that doesnt stop it
Stranger: that would be great! and you could take me in for "questioning" and torture me
You: Kinky (;
Stranger: very much. wait, i forget, are you a guy or a girl?
You: Girl. You?
Stranger: guy. so it works out perfectly!
Stranger: though.. if you were a guy, id still love you
Stranger: it would just be a lot rougher
Stranger: and with more internal bleeding
You: Ouch. X)
Stranger: but we dont have to worry about that yet
Stranger: not till the third date
You: How classy!
Stranger: i like to take my time. even with my true love
You: It;s gonna be a struggle waiting that long but with you I'll do it.
Stranger: that's wonderful so what should we name our children?
You: How many do you wanna have?
Stranger: 15. but ill settle for 2
You: I want 5.
Stranger: how about 4 and a half?
You: Deal.
You: Is the half gonna be like literally half a kid or just like a midget or something?
Stranger: aw, it would be cute to have a midget as a child
Stranger: but no. i think we should just give birth to a parapalegic
You: Let's put stairs in the hous just for the heck of it.
Stranger: ooohh, your so devious. i wish you could take me now
You: Hun, I knoww it seems like forever til our third date but we have to control ourselves.
Stranger: your right. patience is a virtue. prison life has tought me that
You: I just realized something
Stranger: your not really half mexican?
You: I'm not unfortunately but it's something else.
Stranger: tell me my love
You: I know nothing of your life in prison or your age.
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU FEMALE?!
Stranger: THIS IS THE WIFE! of said stranger your talking too
Stranger: ARE YOU BARBARA?!
Stranger: if your barbara I love eating my dirty socks OR GTFO
You: Who IS BARBARA. You CHEATING TROLL!
Stranger: (im soooo sorry. she came home early.. i.. i dont know what to say)
You: Can You EXPLAIN this to me???
Stranger: but now you know the life im in.. how i need to escape! shes abusing me!! with anal objects!!
Stranger: AND OUR DAUGHTER?!
Stranger: and typing rude things on my keyboard
You: Barbara is abusing you?? I know we deiscussed killing bubba first but barbara has got to go.
Stranger: i agree. but. her evil witch power is to strong. only the blood of a 50 year old penguin can destroy her!
You: Where am I gonna find a 50 year old penguin???
You: Oh
You: Walmart
Stranger: oh yeah. i forgot about them! she destroyed the walmart here to prevent that from happening. youll have to bring the penguin to me!
You: Okay! Good Thing i go to walmart like everyday otherwise this would be so unconveniant.
You: *inconveniant
Stranger: yay! youve saved me!
Stranger: but.. there is one thing i must worn you of..
You: Love does that.
You: What?
Stranger: because i was bonded sexually to her. forced to do her desires. once she is destroyed, i will suffer an unrecoverable amnesia attack. preventing me from ever remembering that you are the one i truely love
You: You should tattoo a picture of me onto your chest so you know that you love me!
Stranger: BUT IT WONT WORK! i will see you yes! but the feelings wont be the same! please forgive me!
You: I dont see how this is going to work...
You: Hope is lost
You: Aye is me.
Stranger: at least.. remember. my name...
Stranger: remember me as.. savannah.. I LOVE YOU!!!!!11!!!
You: I Love You Too! Unfortuanately our names would have sounded great together Sarah&Sarah
You: ^lol
You: I meant Savannah &Sarah
Stranger: yes.. it would have been.. magical :' *slowly begins to fade away as death takes me*
You: Death? ;_;
You: I thought it was just amnesia..?
Stranger: unfortunately.. i only had.. 2 more hours to live...
You: NO! Savannah Dont Die!
Stranger: im sorry... too much internal bleeding.. i cant hold on...
You: We havent even met, And what about our unborn parapalegic half of a child???
You: You have so much to live for!
Stranger: my only regret... was not killing bubba..... *gasp cough*
You: Theres still time!
Stranger: take care of little maracious junior for me sarah.. and live well....
You: Goodbye Savannah. I'll love you forever. ;_;
Stranger: as i... will you...

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girliegal123 now has Jenalie.
I know she'll have a good Home there.
Congratulations. (: