He's just Stache....who wouldn't trust a Sindi with a mustache? Just look at those eyes.
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*Albert enters Moustachery*
(Hi Albert. What's up, Kiddo? Never seen you in here before.)
Yeah..just browsing.
(You don't have a mustache though..)
No..I know. I was thinking about growing one..
(I'm sorry?)
*Responds angrily* I SAID I WAS THINKING ABOUT GROWING ONE.
(What kind of mustache you lookin' to grow?)
Uh..big one? One that goes down and along the side of my mouth and goes up the edge of my jaw and then becomes my sideburns? And then becomes my hair.
(so a MOBIOUS mustache.)
A Mobius mustache....that's the one.