Girlz Only

Another email I got. I thought i was funny.

WARNING : THIS IS ONLY FOR Girls
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Did you know kissing is healthy (I disagree)
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Bananas are good for cramps (Yes that's true)
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It's good to cry (No it's not)
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Chicken soup actually makes you feel better (True)
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94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers (I find that hard to believe)
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Lying is actually unhealthy (I guess that means I'm not healthy, lolz)
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Only apply mascara to your top lashes (OK, if I ever feel the need to put on mascara I'll keep that in mind)
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It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! (OK, anyone who's in my classes knows that CAN'T be true)
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Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
(If you are not thinking about it) [Alrighty then]
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89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. (But girls don't wanna make the first move either)
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Chocolate will make you feel better! (heck yes it will) (OK, I totally agree with that)
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Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing. (Why?)
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A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES. (Yeah Jaimie)
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Boys aren't worth your tears (They ain't worth your anything)
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& We ALL love surprises!! (Of course we do)
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Now.... make a wish!
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Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Your wish has just been received
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Send this on to ALL your girlfriends in the next 15 minutes and....
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Your wish WILL BE GRANTED.
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That's a promise

(You can just ignore the little comments I put in parenthesis)