jingle death

jingle death

to the tune of 'jingle bells'

dashing through the snow!!
on a broken pair of skiis!!
over fields I go!!
smashing into trees!!
the snow looks really red,
I think I'm nearly dead,
someone call the ambulance before I lose my head!!

O, broken skiis, broken skiis,
smashed up, right in half!!
I really need to get them fixed,
or risk losing my life!!!

O broken skiis, broken skiis
how I hate you so,
why have I turned ghostly white?
I'm floating upwards too!!

O broken ski, broken skiis
how i LOVE YOU SO,
Ive got eternal enjoyment now,,
I'm looking down on you!!!