2007


1]You accidentaly type your password on a micro wave.
2]You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3]The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace.
4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.