h! charrcharr. !m liek so awesome cuz ! m@de !t t0 teh next roundddd. cuz !m just th@t @wesomeeee.
eef ! were to liek, w!n MoIrA, !d liek, bee s0 h@ppehh, chu no?
1 0f @ll, l!ek, !d rec0ssie eet peenk cuz, peenk !s l!ek, da bestest colluh evaa! @ls0, y !s !t v@mp? 0nli eDwArD luks H0T @s a v@mp. cuhs eDw@Rd !s da smexiest v@mp ev4444~!!!!!
@ls0 muzikk suks. espeshully p!nk. i me@n whuts rong wit her v0!ce? !ts so @noing. @ls0, @ll @mEr!cAN rejekts r da worstest b@nd ev44, @l0ng wit da hoosiers.
rnt u spose 2 b @ colleje stoodunt? den y r u @Lw@Yzz 0n mArA? dunt u liek, h@v hW r sumting???!?
newayzzz. !ll stup t@lKNg bout u, cuz morra iz liek, a lut bettah. for wun, mora is liek, a guyy. which make heem liek, 100% more sexylicioussz/ dun dun dun/ d enddz.
p.z... y do u liek teal?!?!? !ts liek, teh worstestest colluh evaaa4. !m mean, peenk !s S0 much bettahz.
n0w plz giv morra 2 me pl0x. r ! w!ll liek, st@rt crying n tell m0mMy u wuz bing mean tuh me. k? so giv !t 2 me, liek now.
tyvmmm. u r liek, teh bestest ppl ev4 4 givin m morra. y4y4u
p.p.zz. !ll liek, b teh bestest owna 4evaah. kbye.