Hey, my name is Susan & I'm "apping" for your giveaway because I would appreciate it if you help me out (2 pets in pyramid, 1 in temple)Heres a joke!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
He got p!ssed off!
Not funny enough? Hows this!
A chinese guy comes to canada for the first time with no english.
He goes to church and learns how to say, "Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!"
Then he goes to eat at a restaurant and learns how to say, "For the love of apple pie!'
Then he goes to McDonalds and learns how to say, "Ba ba ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!"
At the airport on the way back to China, he see's a dead guy lying on the floor and aproaches it to see what was happening.
A few seconds later a police offer approaches him and asks, "Do you know who killed him?!?!"
And he replies with, "Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!!"
So the police officer replied with, "Why?!"
The chinese guy replied with, " For the love of apple pie!"
Then the police officer said, "Your going to jail!"
And the chinese guy said, "Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba I'm lovin it!"
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