Idiot Test

Hi to all!
This is the official idiot test! Here are the levels of scoring:
Genius
Above Average
Normal
Idiot
Nincompoop
Moron

I was a Nincompoop.
You'll see why I scored so badly. Here's the test:

Good Luck!!!

1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?



2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have?



3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?



4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why?



5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?



6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?



7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why?



8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.



9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer?




10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?




11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?




12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?




13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first?



14. How far can a dog run into the woods?



15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last?



16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?



17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?



18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh?



19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen?



20. How would you address the President in 1950?



Post your answers here! Now you see why I scored as a nincompoop! Pass this on to you're friends!

~T4B2010

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