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    12th Aug 2011 10:54
    13 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
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    10th Aug 2011 17:51
    13 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
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    23rd Nov 2010 09:09
    14 years, 1 month & 2 days ago
  4. Spread the Stupidity!!!
    22nd Nov 2010 10:44
    14 years, 1 month & 3 days ago
Spread the Stupidity!!!
14 years, 1 month & 3 days ago
22nd Nov 2010 10:44

Spread the Stupidity!!! It's SO true........

ONLY IN AMERICA.......

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ......do they have DRIVE-UP ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments whenthey are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

The End...now go spread the stupidity!

(got this from a friend...christian4ev)

Alethea73
This is great!
11 year, 10 months & 24 days ago 1st Feb 2023 10:05
 
I always have my mouth closed when putting on mascara.
111 years, 2 months & 28 days ago 26th Sep 2013 13:40
 
jtdm - What do you mean??
112 years & 26 days ago 29th Nov 2012 10:11
 
why do people belive in things they have never seen?
112 years & 26 days ago 29th Nov 2012 09:35
 
im gonna go spread the stupidity
113 years, 5 months & 16 days ago 11th Jul 2011 19:40
 
lol. you are right america is kinda stupid.
113 years, 5 months & 16 days ago 11th Jul 2011 19:36
 
this is funny
113 years, 11 months & 13 days ago 11th Jan 2011 12:13
 
nope! go right ahead!
114 years & 17 days ago 8th Dec 2010 17:55
 
LOL hahaha this is great xD mind if i use it on my blog?
114 years & 19 days ago 6th Dec 2010 12:44
 
  1. Symbols
    12th Aug 2011 10:54
    13 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  2. I owe...
    10th Aug 2011 17:51
    13 years, 4 months & 16 days ago
  3. Random Stuff
    23rd Nov 2010 09:09
    14 years, 1 month & 2 days ago
  4. Spread the Stupidity!!!
    22nd Nov 2010 10:44
    14 years, 1 month & 3 days ago