Application for Taphe

Hi there Drexmuffin! My name is PureSeduction as you probably know, but what you don???t know is that I got my name from my favorite Victoria Secret lotion. Not a lot of people know this, only my close friends, but hey, we chatted pretty recently so maybe we will be friends in the future! Sidenote, you told me that you were going to trade Taphe for a seasonal chibbers and I remember you were also encouraging me to go out and trade for one, so why are you giving up so early? I think it would be pretty awesome if we both had seasonal chibs. However, in my case, it doesn???t seem like I???ll ever reach that goal! =/

Besides that, I???m not one to complain because I???ve been working my butt off for 3 years and I???m SO proud of what I managed to achieve in such a long period of time. I truly feel like my pet goals are almost complete, but somewhere deep inside, I still have a yearning for a Wizard Ercuw, but never had the guts to offer any of my pets for one. This is mainly the reason why I feel so compelled to apply for your gorgeous pet, Taphe.

This is probably one of the biggest opportunities I have taken advantage of and the thrill of it is just ecstatic! I am bubbling with apprehensive anticipation because the chances are a million to one, but in the end, your choice of a new owner would be in Taphe???s best interest and I shall respect your choice. Only the best owner for the best pet, right?

I know a lot of (jealous) people would think that I am not a deserving owner since I have so called ???gorgeous pets??? already, but my reply to them is ???Why are you trying to rob other people???s chances away from them???? Just because I worked my butt off for the pets that I have always dreamed of doesn???t mean that I want to be discriminated against in a competition. It???s the same thing as saying, ???You have too many gold medals. Sorry, but you can???t compete in the Olympics anymore???. That just doesn???t make sense, so sometimes I don???t understand why other people have to act this way. I want to be given a fair shot and I will not begrudge anyone theirs.

I cherish each and every one of my pets and most of them have been with me for more than 2 years and that status shall stay. To me, they???re more than just pixels and I value them nearly as much as real people. In fact, I treasure them a bit more than certain people I know because my pets will never backstab me, talk bad about me, etc. Everytime I log onto Marapets, the first thing I do is check my pets to see if they???re ok. It???s a habit I???ve built up over the years and I know that if I don???t see them at least once, I will go completely NUTS the rest of the day. And that???s no joke! My pets are the world to me and I believe that if in the rare case that I do win, it???s for a good reason and because I was chosen over everybody else, I have more responsibilities to be the best owner I can possibly be.

A lot of people seem to be interested in him and I seem to have strong competition, but that???s alright with me. If I don???t win, it means that that owner would be a better owner for Taphe and I just want the best for him. He truly deserves that much, but I still hope you would consider me because I know he???d love to have a good brother like Elaborate, my zombie ercuw.

And without further ado, here is my poem for Taphe:

I know that I am not one to rhyme,
But the poem I have for Taphe is just sublime.
Many a days I have just spent a-gazing
At Taphe, his firey glory ablazing.
His hat sits crooked atop his head,
And I see that he???s only 30% fed.
What I wouldn???t give to buy him some morsel,
to fill his tummy and make him healthful.
I also see that his strength and defense are superb,
he???ll have the ability to burn enemies to cinders.
I could also go on and on about his obvious intellect,
With the astounding 24 books he has read.
His virtues make for a long listing,
So the only thing left to say is????????????

His magnificence is purely seducing! <---I incorporated my name into this!


I hope you like my application! Boy, that poem took me a long time to write but it was all worth it!