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Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I married
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!




REMIX!

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I gave raw liver to
February------I washed
March--------I made out with
April----------I farted at
May----------I dressed
June----------I broke
July-----------I shoved gum into
August--------I married
September----I ate
October-------I licked a car in front of
November-----I took off my clothes in front of
December-----I rubbed my body all over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a Donkeys Butt
2------- Michale Jackson
3-------a Hat
4-------a Rabbit
5------- Katy Perry
6-------a gangster
7-------my science teacher
8------- Brack Obama
9-------my best friends' husband
10-------my dog
11-------my sister
12------- Hilary Clinton
13------- John McCain
14------- P!nk
15-------a sheep
16-------George Bush
17-------my dad
18-------a Worm
19------ Alice Cullen
20------- a Angel
21------- Cheese
22------- a squirrel
23-------my squid
24-------a zombie
25-------a chocolate cake
26-------my house
27-------my Toilet
28-------a wrestler
29-------a hobo
30-------a teen mom
31-------A elf

Pick the color of pants you are wearing:
White---------because I'm awesome like that
Black---------because My neighbor told me so.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm my own leader!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my mother told me to do it.

Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because It/He/She asked me to do it!
None----------because I can't control myself!